Russian nut proves that God doesn't exist

[srjunkacct]

C'mon, you people never heard this joke?

A missionary got lost somewhere in Africa and eventually ended up being backed up against a rock by a lion. As a last resort, the missionary got on his knees and prayed, "Dear Lord, please convert this lion to Christianity."

The lion then got on its knees and prayed, "Dear Lord, thank you for this meal that I am about to receive."

(FWIW, I am a practicing Christian. So please, no flames.)

EDIT: Whoops, I guess at least one respondent has heard of the joke. Carry on then.

[TheHusky]

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'If god exists, he will save me' is a considerable logical leap. If Carmen Electra exists she will have sex with me - think I just proved Carmen doesn't exist.

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[censored], you probably didn't even try!