I just realized, I am inzane...

[Gaahl]

I just realized that:

- It is not normal to threathen someone on their life because they suck out on you.

- It is not normal to actually considering to buy an airplane ticket to the place were that person lives.

- It is not normal to drink beer to calm down after a poker session.

- It is not normal to unlock your shotgun and march around in your livingroom while drinking beer after a poker session.

- It is not normal to tilt for 3 hours after having one badbeat.

- It is not normal not knock your hand several times into the wall, even though you know that the wall is harder than your fist.

- It is not normal to have read 10 pokerbooks and been playing poker for over 1 year and not beeing able to make a steady profit at 1\2 FL.

- It is not normal to ask for the adress on the person that is sucking you out, then note it, and google it, to see if it is far from were you live.

- It is not normal to smack your head harder then you planned (who plans those things anyway?) into the computer desk, causing you to almost pass out.

- It is not normal to hit yourself in the head multipel times with your own fist, casuing you to bleed, when you loose a pot of 32.50$

Do i need help?

[adanthar]

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Do i need help?

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I would make a joke but I think I'm scared of you finding out where I live

[IdiotVig]

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-It is not normal to drink beer to calm down after a poker session.

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The [censored] it isn't.

[ilmb13]

This is very standard.

[shmoosh]

It could be worse

[IronDragon1]

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I just realized that:

- It is not normal to threathen someone on their life because they suck out on you.


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EDIT: Now that I've read this post more completely I have also retracted my joke out of fear for my life.

[jschaud]

www.stickdeath.com

check out some of the anger management cartoons, very soothing

[sdunsmb]

- It is not normal to make your first post on a poker forum declaring your insanity.

[Edge34]

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-It is not normal to drink beer to calm down after a poker session.

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The [censored] it isn't.

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I actually prefer to drink beer DURING my poker session, because hey, who isn't happy when they've got beer? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[headturner1]

nice first post OP. i like the shotgun part, that was pretty cool.