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Old 05-28-2006, 06:59 PM
fadedstar fadedstar is offline
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Default I need a sLap! Slap me hard, i know you want to.

Hello, I am a wuss.

I play baby stakes NL25$ Hold'em and I am a wuss. Even if I have a comfortable roll for moving up, I'm not doing it because, hmm, i am a wuss. Look at how i'm wussing for so long at kid school :






Oh, I do give NL50 a shot sometimes, maybe once a month. I get stacked and move back down for another 10K hands. I do this because I need a slap (and i'm seeking one right here).

That was my 20 hands shot yesterday. Unknown villain.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($17.10)
Hero ($65.65)
Button ($39.96)
SB ($81.65)
BB ($48.25)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB (poster) raises to $4.25</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls $2.

Flop: ($10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $10</font>, Hero calls $10.

Turn: ($30) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $20</font>, SB calls $20.

River: ($70) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $20</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $40</font>, Hero calls $11.15 (All-In).

Final Pot: $141.15

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Kh Ah (three of a kind, kings).
Hero has Kd Qd (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: SB wins $141.14. </font>


So all in all, SLAP ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN so I get the message and stick with NL50.

on a side note, don't slap too hard cuz i'm a wuss.

Thanks for hitting me kindly.

.fs.
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Old 05-28-2006, 07:04 PM
Dan87 Dan87 is offline
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Default Re: I need a sLap! Slap me hard, i know you want to.

Don't you mean stick with NL25?
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Old 05-28-2006, 07:06 PM
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Default Re: I need a sLap! Slap me hard, i know you want to.

Actually, no. And you forgot to slap me.

tsk tsk..
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Old 05-28-2006, 07:25 PM
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Default Re: I need a sLap! Slap me hard, i know you want to.

wtf? i guess you hate money
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