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Re: i dropped out of high school today
I guess that's an ok FYP, but giving him a di[/i]ckslap doesn't really show how awesome he is as a poker player. Maybe if he had like Phil Hellmuth tatooed on his nuts it would work.
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#32
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Re: i dropped out of high school today
The world needs ditch diggers too.
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Re: i dropped out of high school today
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The world needs ditch diggers too. [/ QUOTE ] My father never liked you. |
#34
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Re: i dropped out of high school today
With your attitude, I'm sure you are solidly on your path to fulfill your destiny.
Best Wishes, Fitz |
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Natty Light and white tank-tops just went on sale at Walmart...stock up, you'll be using both for a very long time pondering your decision.
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Re: i dropped out of high school today
There is no way this happened.
You probably had a dream about most of this and woke up in the principal's office waiting for your auntie to come pick you up in a nice big mini-van. Either that or you are a piece of white trash and they just put you in the dumpster out back where you tried to turn some old happy meal boxes into a deck of cards and play the rat heads-up for a nibble of cheese. One or the other. |
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i could take a class in massage and do that. [/ QUOTE ] Add that to the tips you'll get from massages with happy endings. Meow. |
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[ QUOTE ] I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa. I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say. [/ QUOTE ] A+ [/ QUOTE ] |
#39
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I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. [/ QUOTE ]Is this supposed to be a classy exit? Surely you could have engaged this teacher in an intellectual fashion rather than stormed out of the room like a two year-old. |
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Re: i dropped out of high school today
Thanks for sharing the first draft of your initial assignment in Mrs. Baxter's creative writing class.
One or two minor tweaks and it will be good to go. |
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