Urinal Stagefright - Advice? - Page 3

Your Mom · #21 05-26-2006, 04:05 PM

I have the same issue some of the time. Totally in my head. Can't go at all at Stadiums, especially the ones with troughs.

vistaplayer · #22 05-26-2006, 04:08 PM

I'm sure many have seen this before but just in case:

http://flasharcade.com/urinal.html

ilya · #23 05-26-2006, 04:09 PM

Get your prostate checked.

diebitter · #24 05-26-2006, 04:10 PM

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Get your prostate checked.

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Yeah, it feels great.

LALDAAS · #25 05-26-2006, 04:46 PM

I thought it was a little wierd when some one told me this but it works. Hold your mule and with your index finger just rub slightly the underside the head.

Worked/works for me

Daniel Magix · #26 05-26-2006, 04:59 PM

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I thought it was a little wierd when some one told me this but it works. Hold your mule and with your index finger just rub slightly the underside the head.

Worked/works for me

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I am going to guess that the “someone” who told you that, was a trucker and used that technique at seedy rest stops?

Trouthunter · #27 05-26-2006, 05:33 PM

As long as there are dividers its fine, but I'm convinced those troughs were invented by Satan. Who thought that was a good idea? It's bad enough getting it going standing elbow to elbow with some other dude, but then there's the splatter factor. Blech.

molokoman · #28 05-26-2006, 05:52 PM

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so I was peeing like a racehorse. Guy comes in, goes to the urinal two down from me, and after a second says "Man, you sound serious" in almost a complimentary way.

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Here's your play:
Turn your head, hold eye contact and say "I am serious." Pivot 90 degrees redirecting your urine stream onto his leg.

spock86 · #29 05-26-2006, 06:22 PM

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As long as there are dividers its fine, but I'm convinced those troughs were invented by Satan. Who thought that was a good idea? It's bad enough getting it going standing elbow to elbow with some other dude, but then there's the splatter factor. Blech.

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Add to that the fact that a good portion of people are drunk at sporting events makes the splatter factor much worse than it would be otherwise.

Str8Fish · #30 05-26-2006, 06:37 PM

the worst is at our local drive-in movie theatre... they have a TROUGH (like what pigs eat out of) to piss in! I tried once, but shoulder to shoulder with hairy big fat guys, I couldn't squeeze one out. I ended up settling with the stall where the shitter is.

Edit: didn't see someone already mentioned this ungodly invention. my bad.