I stabbed someone during a poker game

[The Bryce]

Villain's play is expert. Many novice players (including the OP) will think that this call is -EV, but a professional knows that, if he makes his runner, he will induce enough stabbings in later hands to show a healthy profit in the long run.

[BabyJesus]

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

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I agree 100% with this

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I 50% agree with this.

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I 100% agree with 50% agreeing with this

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I 100% agree

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I 100% disagree with your agreement but I 75% agree with gild's.

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60% of the time, I agree with this 100% of the time.

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I concur.

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80% of the time it works every time.

[ilikeaces86_]

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if this is real..This was +EV on his part LOL. You now will be sued for thousands of dollars. He is getting like 50 to 1 on his call

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lol

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Priceless

[sunrise]

All poker sites must install a STAB button in their software from now on.

[Georgia Avenue]

OH SH*T!
OP Offered to stake me in the 10-20 game at the Taj this weekend, bbut I thought... but he...oh dear.

[Blowup Doll]

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I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.


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I wish HIM luck with his recovery and his attempts to sue you and have you jailed.

[EvanJC]

thanks for my new background

[Mumwaldee]

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Same ole story...
Bad beat leads to a stabbing...
And a crank addict gets busted...
Good guys never seem to win...

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Quoted for truth~ I laughed, I cried, 2 thumbs up.

[gilbert]

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well played. bet more on turn.

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Some of these ridiculous poker analogies make sense, but this is terrible.

[dlorc]

You stabbed him for beating you with K9? Imagine if it was 72 offsuit, what happens then?