Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[OneForTheMel]

Knock Knock
Who'se there?
The Gestapo
The Gesap-
VE VILL BE ASKING ALL OF ZE QUESTIONS!

[MrWookie]

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Ohhhh, one of my favorite knock knocks. This still works great with kids:


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting chic......
BAACAAAAAAACKKK

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I always heard it as "interrupting cow". It's great when Jimmy on South Park tells it.

[/ QUOTE ]When you use this one in person, 'interrupting starfish' followed by putting your open hand on their face works pretty well.

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And then if she's hot, you proceed to "interrupting cucumber."

[UATrewqaz]

What did Jackie Chan order at Burger King?

























WHOOOOPPPPPAAAAA!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar and says "hey bartender. got any grapes?" The bartender says "Nope, dont have any grapes". So the duck leaves.

The duck goes back the next day and says " hey bartender, got any grapes?" The bartender says, "Nope, dont have any grapes".

The next day the duck goes back and says "hey bartender, got any grapes?" The bartender says, "look duck, I've told you we dont have any grapes here, if you come in again and ask for grapes, Im gonna nail your feet to the bar!" So the duck leaves.

A couple days later the duck walks back into the bar and says "hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says "uhh no, dont have any nails".

The duck says "got any grapes"?

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[UATrewqaz]

How do you cut the ocean in half?

















With a see-saw.

[ScottieK]

A man walks into a bar, and is stopped by the bouncer. "Hey, we have a dress code. You need to wear a tie to come in here." So the guy goes to his car, can't find a tie or anything. He goes to the trunk, gets out his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, and goes back to the bar.

He asks the bouncer "will these do?" The bouncer looks at him skeptically, then says "yeah I guess...but don't start anything." [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

ScottieK

[eviljeff]

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Ohhhh, one of my favorite knock knocks. This still works great with kids:


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting chic......
BAACAAAAAAACKKK

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I always heard it as "interrupting cow". It's great when Jimmy on South Park tells it.

[/ QUOTE ]When you use this one in person, 'interrupting starfish' followed by putting your open hand on their face works pretty well.

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And then if she's hot, you proceed to "interrupting cucumber."

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nicely done

[Our House]

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Ohhhh, one of my favorite knock knocks. This still works great with kids:


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting chic......
BAACAAAAAAACKKK

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I always heard it as "interrupting cow". It's great when Jimmy on South Park tells it.

[/ QUOTE ]When you use this one in person, 'interrupting starfish' followed by putting your open hand on their face works pretty well.

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And then if she's hot, you proceed to "interrupting cucumber."

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nicely done

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[Our House]

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Why do women love christ?

because he is hung like this:
(visual: spread your arms wide like you are on a cross)

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Man, you butchered that one. The way I heard it:


Why did the blonde go to church?

She heard there was a guy in there hung like this (visual: spread your arms wide like you are on a cross)

[His Boy Elroy]

Two fish were in a tank. One said "Do you know how to drive this thing?"