Random theories you have . . .

[Barfunkel]

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Contemporary species are related to each other through common descent, products of evolution and speciation over billions of years.

Yeah, I came up with that one the other day.

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Nonsense! Everyone knows that all life on Earth was originally created for scientific purposes by the crab people.

[Borodog]

All the migrant coffee bean pickers in Columbia must legally change their names to "Juan Valdez", so that all Columbian coffee can be truthfully advertized to be "hand picked by Juan Valdez."

"Go afternoon! I am Juan, this is my brother Juan, my wife Juan, and our three children, Juan, Juan and Juan."

[Tron]

LOOK LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE

[wisehandpoker]

China's going to announce itself as the world power with a dominating performance at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing

[diebitter]

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LOOK LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE

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[Los Feliz Slim]

You know when you're sick or hungover and you're close to throwing up, and your mouth starts to fill with saliva? To me, that saliva tastes different than regular saliva, and I believe that it's some sort of serum that will keep me from throwing up.

I think this is either a common belief or absolute truth, but I think that manufacturers of larger-ticket items (computers, cars, etc) have the tecnhnology to produce products that are far more poweful and durable than they currently do, but they don't because doing so would kill their bottom line.

I believe that the advertisers of America believe that white people believe that black people have superior barbecue skills.

[TeeJayOrTJ]

The better the weather the louder people play music.

[Evan]

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I think this is either a common belief or absolute truth, but I think that manufacturers of larger-ticket items (computers, cars, etc) have the tecnhnology to produce products that are far more poweful and durable than they currently do, but they don't because doing so would kill their bottom line.

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[Chissmoose]

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Here's my theory of self-satisfaction. For all people single; those who masturbate are happier than those who do not masturbate.

I'm a regular Karl Jung

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That sounds like common effing sense to me.

[fiskebent]

Occasionally eating stuff that's past the expiration date is good for you because it keeps your immune system in shape.