Approaching girls in bars: effective approaches etc

[daryn]

i think THE MOST IMPORTANT thing you should do is read the book "the game".. i don't know who it's by, but i heard it's a must read for interacting with women.

[molokoman]

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GHB

Effective, but a little risky.

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True story
My friends were all [censored] around with GHB, getting really messed up. 3 guys 1 girl. My friend Brendon and the one girl go back to said girls apartment. Now keep in mind they've done a disgusting amount of GHB. So Brendons ass [censored] this girl when out of the blue she starts seizuring. Brendons flipping out, doesnt know what to do. He runs into her brothers room telling him that his sister is messed up bad. The brother comes in, takes on look at her, and asks Brendon what the [censored] she is on. Brendons reply.
"I don't know man, she did some GHB. You know, the date rape drug."
She was taken to the hospital and is fine.

[DMBFan23]

yeah the female opinion opener is a great one. some good ones include

"I have some assless leather chaps I'm going to wear to a BDSM party tomorrow. should I shave my ass first, or just go au naturel?

"Settle this argument for me. I think rape is only a crime if you get caught, and my friend here is trying to get all moral on me"

"My friend and I were talking about the appropriate time to tell your sexual partner you have herpes. I say after about a month of raw dogging it. thoughts?"

[AZK]

thats the end of this story? weak.

[molokoman]

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thats the end of this story? weak.

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His response to the brother inquiring as to why the sister is going into convulsions is the story.

[patrick_mcmurray]

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p,

I think the only real key is to just say something, anything, to them before pysching yourself out and just ordering another pint w/ your mates.

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d,

I quite agree. In fact we have a strict "not too much to drink" rule.

[MikeyPatriot]

"Excuse me, how many five your olds..."

[Gunny Highway]

Tell them you're Canadian.

[Tennenbaum]

I wont talk to any guy at a bar if he's being fake in any way. Just say hello. Smile and be yourself. If you're just trying to get laid by some easy whore, just offer to buy her a drink. Cheesy lines suck unless you're super smooth...which generally never the case.

[GeniusToad]

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If you're just trying to get laid by some easy whore, just offer to buy her a drink.

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just offer though. don't actually buy it for her or she'll think you're a sucker.