To all the 00T mom's...Happy Mother's Day a couple of days early.

[Gunny Highway]

[Yeti]

I just panicked, then realised that UK Mother's Day has long since been and gone.

Enjoy spending all that $$$, suckers.

[irvman21]

Loving your mother... clearly for suckers.

[d-baggery]

My mom wants a George Foreman grill. Also I had to dig a path for her at her new house. Hooray for 2 days of backbreaking labor!

[BarronVangorToth]

I really didn't need to think even more about this blasted "holiday"...

[By-Tor]

Pretty lame.

If you're going to do something like this early, why not one thread for each holiday? That'll get your 'lame count' through the roof.

[Mermade]

Thanks Gunny. Happy Father's Day to you a month early.