Funniest Simpsons line ever

ChuckyB · #1 05-09-2006, 10:07 PM

I have the winner already...I want to know what you think is the funniest Simpsons line ever.

Autocratic · #2 05-09-2006, 10:08 PM

::the family is watching a meteor shower::

"I wish God was alive to see this"

Sephus · #3 05-09-2006, 10:23 PM

i dunno if this is the funniest, but it came to mind.

Lisa: Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?
Homer: I dunno, you gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

miajag · #4 05-09-2006, 10:25 PM

When the oil spill kills all the wildlife at the beach and Lisa is really upset and Homer goes "Aww, don't worry sweetie...there's plenty more oil where that came from!"

Russ M. · #5 05-09-2006, 10:25 PM

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!

marsvolta619 · #6 05-09-2006, 10:26 PM

Bake him away, toys!

ChuckyB · #7 05-09-2006, 10:29 PM

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Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!

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You missed the kicker...Homer comes back in the door and says:

"In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic."

chrisnice · #8 05-09-2006, 10:30 PM

Homer: No beer and TV make Homer something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Dont mind if I do.

ChuckyB · #9 05-09-2006, 10:30 PM

[ QUOTE ]
When the oil spill kills all the wildlife at the beach and Lisa is really upset and Homer goes "Aww, don't worry sweetie...there's plenty more oil where that came from!"

[/ QUOTE ]

That's a good one.

dustybottoms · #10 05-09-2006, 10:31 PM

Lisa: That's not fair. How come Bart is getting a present and I'm getting chewed out?
Homer: Ah, the mysteries of life.

This was from a rather early episode, and it's been burned into my head for awhile.