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05-08-2006, 12:06 PM
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Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System: Chapter 8 - The Final Showdown
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See, now i'm confused. If the guy still has plenty of funny left in him, why do the Bill Vs Phil spots suck so bad? [/ QUOTE ] Im guessing he doesnt have as much (or any) creative control with those vs. his homemade films. 
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05-08-2006, 12:42 PM
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Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System: Chapter 8 - The Final Showdown
"MY VIRTUAL MILLIONS!"
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#23
05-09-2006, 12:04 AM
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Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System: Chapter 8 - The Final Showdown
"I guess you can't defend your blind by beating the guy over the head with the dealer tray!"
"It's time to make my dramatic return! AIRPLANE TICKET! ONE WAY!........TO LAS VEGAS!!!"
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#24
05-09-2006, 01:06 AM
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Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System: Chapter 8 - The Final Showdown
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"I guess you can't defend your blind by beating the guy over the head with the dealer tray!" "It's time to make my dramatic return! AIRPLANE TICKET! ONE WAY!........TO LAS VEGAS!!!" [/ QUOTE ] I can see why you would think the first line as quotable, even though the line falls flat. But why did you quote the second one? What is funny about that? I guess my question is, does no one see this as too over the top? The videos would be much funnier if instead of yelling and screaming mediocre dialogue, he spoke funny dialogue. just my opinion I guess.
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#25
05-09-2006, 01:08 AM
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"I guess you can't defend your blind by beating the guy over the head with the dealer tray!" [/ QUOTE ] He should've beat the guy with a sack full of poker chips ala Amy Luke.
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#26
05-09-2006, 02:14 AM
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Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System: Chapter 8 - The Final Showdown
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I guess my question is, does no one see this as too over the top? The videos would be much funnier if instead of yelling and screaming mediocre dialogue, he spoke funny dialogue. just my opinion I guess. [/ QUOTE ] Could you please bless us with an example of funny dialogue, oh master comedian??? Do you mean something like this?? PokerPlayer: Hello I wish to buy-in to this table for $100 dollars. Dealer: My apologies but your reading comprehension skills are questionable at best! This table has a minimum buy-in of $200 dollars. PokerPlayer: Well I regret to inform you that I came to the casino with $200 dollars but due to the poor economy and George W. Bush that $200 dollars is only worth $100 dollars and boy gas prices sure are high! PokerPlayer #2: And Paris Hilton sure is a tramp! Dealer: Yeah I was ALL-IN her last night!! PokerPlayer: But weren't you supposed to be working? Dealer: Oh I was working... working that ass!! *laughs* IS THAT WHAT U MEANT? PLZ TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG AND BLESS US WITH SOME ACTUALLY FUNNY DIALOGUE THX!! (p.s. NEWSFLASH: People have different senses of humor! Different people find different things funny! Some people actually pay to see Carrot Top, for instance!)
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#29
05-09-2006, 10:58 AM
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Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System: Chapter 8 - The Final Showdown
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[ QUOTE ] I guess my question is, does no one see this as too over the top? The videos would be much funnier if instead of yelling and screaming mediocre dialogue, he spoke funny dialogue. just my opinion I guess. [/ QUOTE ] Could you please bless us with an example of funny dialogue, oh master comedian??? Do you mean something like this?? PokerPlayer: Hello I wish to buy-in to this table for $100 dollars. Dealer: My apologies but your reading comprehension skills are questionable at best! This table has a minimum buy-in of $200 dollars. PokerPlayer: Well I regret to inform you that I came to the casino with $200 dollars but due to the poor economy and George W. Bush that $200 dollars is only worth $100 dollars and boy gas prices sure are high! PokerPlayer #2: And Paris Hilton sure is a tramp! PokerPlayer #3: Yeah I was ALL-IN her last night!! Dealer: PokerPlayer #3 is all-in PokerPlayer #3: huh? Dealer: PokerPlayer #3 is all-in PokerPlayer #3: No I'm not... PokerPlayer #2: you announced you were all in PokerPlayer #3: No I didn't, I was just kidding... Dealer: FLOOR! FloorManager: **turning head** Do we have a problem? Dealer: PokerPlayer #3 declared all-in PokerPlayer #3: No I didn't, I was just... PokerPlayer #2: I heard him say all-in. PokerPlayer #3: WHAT?? PokerPlayer #1: I heard it also PokerPlayer #3: you [censored] [censored]! **lunges across table at PokerPlayerlayer #1. Misses with the punch, lands on the table sending PokerPlayer #1's drink onto PokerPlayer #1's lap** FloorManager: **Into radio** Security to six PokerPlayer #1 [censored] **picks up fallen glass, smashes it into PokerPlayer #3's head as four very large security guards arrive running, immediately hitting PokerPlayer #3 with tasers. His body convulses violently** *laughs* [/ QUOTE ] fyp
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#30
05-09-2006, 03:09 PM
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Re: Bill Fillmaff\'s Secret System: Chapter 8 - The Final Showdown
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[ QUOTE ] I guess my question is, does no one see this as too over the top? The videos would be much funnier if instead of yelling and screaming mediocre dialogue, he spoke funny dialogue. just my opinion I guess. [/ QUOTE ] Could you please bless us with an example of funny dialogue, oh master comedian??? Do you mean something like this?? PokerPlayer: Hello I wish to buy-in to this table for $100 dollars. Dealer: My apologies but your reading comprehension skills are questionable at best! This table has a minimum buy-in of $200 dollars. PokerPlayer: Well I regret to inform you that I came to the casino with $200 dollars but due to the poor economy and George W. Bush that $200 dollars is only worth $100 dollars and boy gas prices sure are high! PokerPlayer #2: And Paris Hilton sure is a tramp! Dealer: Yeah I was ALL-IN her last night!! PokerPlayer: But weren't you supposed to be working? Dealer: Oh I was working... working that ass!! *laughs* IS THAT WHAT U MEANT? PLZ TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG AND BLESS US WITH SOME ACTUALLY FUNNY DIALOGUE THX!! (p.s. NEWSFLASH: People have different senses of humor! Different people find different things funny! Some people actually pay to see Carrot Top, for instance!) [/ QUOTE ] Something smells familiar about this beration...c-could it be? Is it...?
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