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08-05-2005, 12:41 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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[ QUOTE ] Counterfeit(sp?) money. I made $10 bills using the photoshop-microsoft word-print out on both sides-put in the dryer to make soft-technique. Then I gave them to a couple kids in Spanish class. He tried to buy nachos at the school cafeteria and it originally passed, until the lunch supervisor or something caught the bill, and then the kid came and used another fake one the next day. He rats me out. We only get suspended for 3 days, because if it was the standard 5 we would have missed finals. The kid I gave it to and his friend end up getting a misdemeanor charge and are on probation until their 18, for knowingly spending it. I get off with just the suspension. [/ QUOTE ] C'mon, this is so incredibly stupid you have to be a gimmick account? Right? [/ QUOTE ] No, no! I belive him! This is the "home casino" guy after all - anything is possible! 
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#54
08-05-2005, 12:45 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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Counterfeit(sp?) money. I made $10 bills using the photoshop-microsoft word-print out on both sides-put in the dryer to make soft-technique. Then I gave them to a couple kids in Spanish class. He tried to buy nachos at the school cafeteria and it originally passed, until the lunch supervisor or something caught the bill, and then the kid came and used another fake one the next day. He rats me out. We only get suspended for 3 days, because if it was the standard 5 we would have missed finals. The kid I gave it to and his friend end up getting a misdemeanor charge and are on probation until their 18, for knowingly spending it. I get off with just the suspension. [/ QUOTE ] you kill me, tworooks. was it at this point that you left the life of a big-time counterfeiter for good to open your illegal gaming parlor? Or did you have some other form of shady income in between? What's your latest moneymaking scheme since the caddying thing didn't work out?
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#55
08-05-2005, 12:49 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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you kill me, tworooks. was it at this point that you left the life of a big-time counterfeiter for good to open your illegal gaming parlor? Or did you have some other form of shady income in between? What's your latest moneymaking scheme since the caddying thing didn't work out? [/ QUOTE ] I quit counterfeiting when I realized people didn't think they were real bills when I tried to pass them along. Now my desires are focused to starting a deli.
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08-05-2005, 12:53 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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[ QUOTE ] you kill me, tworooks. was it at this point that you left the life of a big-time counterfeiter for good to open your illegal gaming parlor? Or did you have some other form of shady income in between? What's your latest moneymaking scheme since the caddying thing didn't work out? [/ QUOTE ] I quit counterfeiting when I realized people didn't think they were real bills when I tried to pass them along. Now my desires are focused to starting a deli. [/ QUOTE ] Is that a euphymism for you're having a sandwich for lunch? Or are you serious? That's pretty cool. What kinda deli? What made you think of this?
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#58
08-05-2005, 12:55 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
When I was 14, I got my first computer. It came with a scanner so I, being the smarty that I am, decided to Print of 20 dollar bills and go to kmart with them.
me and a buddy of mine printed off the bills (btw, it's hard to get them so it's even front and back). We did this the night before the 'job'. We laid in my room thinking of what we were gonna buy with all these twenties. Well, we had the money ready to go the next morning but as we're walking to kmart we realize that we didn't cut the money close enough. So we go inside the store and use real money to buy a pair of scissors. Then we go outside and sit on a hill right next to kmart and cut the money so it looks better. We weren't sure what we were gonna buy. My friend suggested this box of basketball cards that was like 34 bucks. Now this money felt like paper, and it really didn't look right either, iuno what we were thinking. There were 2 checkout lanes open (a young kid and an old lady) We chose the young kid for some reason. My buddy is behind me in line. I put the box of cards on the belt thingy and get ready for the moment of truth. He says "34.something" and I hand him 2 fake twenties. I had just gotten paid from my [censored] bus boy job at some lil cafeteria so i had prob 80 bucks in my wallet of real cash. I decide to hand him 2 fake instead of 1 fake and 1 real. Not really sure if it woulda mattered. The kid looks at the money and then shows another clerk. At this point I know i'm [censored]. My friend had already realized that and had backed up and went to another line and bought tictacs and left the store. So there I am, a 14 year old kid paying for basketball cards with fake 20's. The kid goes "this is fake"... thinking on my feet I go "what, i just got these from the bank!" So i whip out my wallet and flash my 4 real twenties to him. I said "here, are these fake?" and he looks at all of them and says no. I go, "here" and I gave him 2 real twenties. I ask for the 2 fake ones back and he said that he has to keep them. After I bitch out my friend for leaving me there, we go home and split up the basketball cards. To this day I haven't received his half of the money, even tho he got half the cards. Not really sure what we were thinking, but I'm lucky I didn't get into any kind of trouble. ahhhh lesson learned.
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#59
08-05-2005, 12:59 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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you kill me, tworooks. was it at this point that you left the life of a big-time counterfeiter for good to open your illegal gaming parlor? Or did you have some other form of shady income in between? What's your latest moneymaking scheme since the caddying thing didn't work out? [ QUOTE ] I quit counterfeiting when I realized people didn't think they were real bills when I tried to pass them along. Now my desires are focused to starting a deli. [ QUOTE ] Is that a euphymism for you're having a sandwich for lunch? Or are you serious? That's pretty cool. What kinda deli? What made you think of this? [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] I have a new-found love for bagels with blueberry cream cheese. I figure I can get my deli in the big time by sponsoring the Frisbee World Championships. Business will be booming. Then I'll have a huge chain, someday take over Panda Express and I will take over China and put them into forced labor and my deli's and have people who can actually speak Enlglish at the Panda Express. Thats my plan
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08-05-2005, 01:05 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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[ QUOTE ] you kill me, tworooks. was it at this point that you left the life of a big-time counterfeiter for good to open your illegal gaming parlor? Or did you have some other form of shady income in between? What's your latest moneymaking scheme since the caddying thing didn't work out? [ QUOTE ] I quit counterfeiting when I realized people didn't think they were real bills when I tried to pass them along. Now my desires are focused to starting a deli. [ QUOTE ] Is that a euphymism for you're having a sandwich for lunch? Or are you serious? That's pretty cool. What kinda deli? What made you think of this? [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] I have a new-found love for bagels with blueberry cream cheese. I figure I can get my deli in the big time by sponsoring the Frisbee World Championships. Business will be booming. Then I'll have a huge chain, someday take over Panda Express and I will take over China and put them into forced labor and my deli's and have people who can actually speak Enlglish at the Panda Express. Thats my plan [/ QUOTE ] Maybe you should just stick to [censored] banana peels for now.
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