Sex Slave Contract - Effing Hilarious

SackUp · #1 05-01-2006, 06:52 PM

Check this out. Might be a bit old, but well worth a repost if nothing else. Some of the terms are absolultely great.

Sex Slave Contract

Dr. Drew · #2 05-01-2006, 06:54 PM

Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

bdk3clash · #3 05-01-2006, 07:01 PM

Since when is genital pinching considered a "medium punishment"?

4_2_it · #4 05-01-2006, 07:02 PM

Any guy who gets married without one of these is a fool.

BCPVP · #5 05-01-2006, 07:02 PM

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Check this out. Might be a bit old, but well worth a repost if nothing else. Some of the terms are absolultely great.

Sex Slave Contract

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Reminds me of that guy from Iowa (I think) who had that insane pre-nup with crazy rules like this.

garion888 · #6 05-01-2006, 07:05 PM

I love how they left spaces for people to put their names to keep the contract generic. As if someone else were going to seek this out and use it...

pkr2k5 · #7 05-01-2006, 07:07 PM

Effing Old news

SackUp · #8 05-01-2006, 07:36 PM

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Effing Old news

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This was noted in the OP. This does not mean a repost is not worthwhile (if it even is a repost).

Were you not entertained???

prohornblower · #9 05-01-2006, 07:45 PM

Didn't click the link but I assume this is the same thing Paul Phillips posted on his site about 3 months ago.

ProfessorPlum · #10 05-01-2006, 07:51 PM

The sad thing is that my brother tried something like this with his wife. She calls him "master" in a different language so most people won't know what it means.

I don't think it fully worked though [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]