favorite Seinfeld line

[neuroman]

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Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp
Oh yeah Reilly, well the jerkstore called and they're running out of you

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Jerk: That's ok, you're their biggest seller.

George: OH YEA? Well I slept with your wife!

[JP OSU]

Gotta Love Kramer...

Kramer: You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window



Kramer: You know what I think it is? I think it's that East River. I think it might be polluted.


Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write off is.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No. I don't.
Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.

[ibankonu]

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"I'm out!" - Kramer in "The Contest"

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First thing that came to my mind.

[Russ M.]

I'm out there Jerry and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it!

[spamhead]

"Butros-Butros Gali"

"The Summer of George!"

[spamhead]

"Did you but the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Do you know what a blam does?...."

[junsie]

"Shut up you old bag!"

"Hello, Jerry" "Hello, Newman"

"Thanks for ruining my Daddy's business you fat [censored]!"

[chicken10der]

[catchy music]

Believe it or not
George isn't at home
Please leave a messaaaage
at the beep
I must be out
Or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not
I'm not hoooome!

[8Tdiamonds]

"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you have access to my dementia?" - george

[21times20]

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"I calculated the odds of ever having the chance to have sex with a Portuguese waitress again. Mathematically, I had to do it."

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you're welcome [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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i think your best options are to either go for more accuracy or more humility when fixing people's quotes