Dinner party douchery- taking drinks home.

[adsman]

that's pretty good.

I think the end could be slightly modified;

Last scene;

EXT DAY.

We see TIGHTARSE slumped in a heap by the side of the road. He is obviously a homeless wino. In his hand he is clutching an unopened bottle of Madeira.

FADE OUT.

[P Chippa]

Invite them over again for dinner very soon with the same "bring the drinks" deal.

Serve them hot dogs, Ramen noodles, and canned peas.

Get completely obliterated from the drinks he brings. Drink as much of it as possible.

[jesusarenque]

If he really is your mate, you should not take the bottle back over to his place. You should instead explain to him that he looks like a douche for leaving with the bottle he brought.

[Jeebus]

If I bring a bottle of liquor to a party and less than half of it gets drank, I'll take it home with me. I bring it to share, I got done sharing with it, now I'm gonna take it home.

[Georgia Avenue]

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If I bring a bottle of liquor to a party and less than half of it gets drank, I'll take it home with me. I bring it to share, I got done sharing with it, now I'm gonna take it home.

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This is OK if you're in college, and it's a big college party at a frat/group house. This is not OK if you're an adult and you're going to a place with a host. The bottle is your gift to the host, not the toy you brought to the sandbox.

--GA

[DrVanNostrin]

Are there any of these awkward social situations that Seinfeld has not addressed? (I'm thinking of the one where George's parents take back the rye from the Rosses, George gets caught reeling it in on a fishing line in an attempt to replace it.)

Anyway, I vote funny.