Weirdest place you've whacked it??

[talentdeficit]

skytrain at 1am. it was mostly deserted, just me and my girlfriend. mostly done as a dare.

[RKelly]

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There are some sick fcks in here. I don't even think I could get an erection in a port-a-potty.

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I used to think that too, but then I went out with this really naughty girl and she ended up taking a dump on my chest. I absolutely loved it and will pay prostitutes from time to time do this to me when my current girlfriend refuses. I can't go into a port a poddy now without getting an erection because I think there is a good chance that a hot girl took that dump in the bottom of it and I want to be covered in it.

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W T F

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some of us like it dirty

[DoomSlice]

On a kindergarden's jungle gym.

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I think a bathroom (not my own) is as weird as I've gotten. Some of these locations would be impossible for me (classrooms with people in them, port-a-pottys, etc)... I don't think it would ever happen.

[gamblore99]

sex in public = cool
masturbating in public = not cool and kind of weird

[SNOWBALL]

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My car while driving.

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I've done that. I was driving through Redding on my way from portland to LA.

[bigt2k4]

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sex in public = cool
masturbating in public = not cool and kind of weird

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agree completely, except for when you are telling the story

[SNOWBALL]

you can't use over/under in this way at all. poser.

[soilworker_24]

A credible friend of mine once claimed to have spooged on a bar window his freshman year of college. Apparently the patrons started to yell at the owner "someones peeing on the window!", and he responded by screaming "IT'S SPOOGE!". On the same night, one of his friends took a crap off an overpass.

[bad beetz]

Haakee's left over chinese food