Hottest 2+2 Wife Nominations

[odellthurman]

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Excellent!

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Your mullet has inspired me to compose a haiku

O squirrel brother
Your tail, my hair, we are one
Yet I must eat you

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And another:

Hair, hair, everywhere
Sunglasses, great big boobies
Which one is the wife?

[CrazyEyez]

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Hair, hair, everywhere
Sunglasses, great big boobies
Which one is the wife?


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heh heh
good one.

[Lottery Larry]

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I couldn't find a pic on Google...but your wife really looks like the kindergarten teacher in "Billy Madison".

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Huh? Wasn't Pete Sampras' wife the kindergarten teacher? She doesn't look like our nominee

[RunDownHouse]

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I didn't start this thread, but I'll nominate *my* own wife. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


My wife:




Adam

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Good god, check out those cankles. There's no taper to her legs!

[Vavavoom]

Morgan180/AdamStewart/Borodog....Few more need to get involved....

Vava


P.s....I, for one, love chasing married women....I keeed !

[stanky]

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I couldn't find a pic on Google...but your wife really looks like the kindergarten teacher in "Billy Madison".

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Huh? Wasn't Pete Sampras' wife the kindergarten teacher? She doesn't look like our nominee

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Pete's wife was the 1st or 2nd grade teacher. Sam's referring to Miss Lippy, the glue sniffing hippie.

[Adam Stewart]

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I didn't start this thread, but I'll nominate *my* own wife. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


My wife:




Adam

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Good god, check out those cankles. There's no taper to her legs!



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First off, you're wrong. My wife does not have 'cankles'.

Secondly, I'm calling you out: I dare you to post a picture of your current girlfriend/wife/boyfriend. Let's all just see how 'perfect' she/he is.

Please note that replying, and saying that you don't currently have one is not something to be proud of. In fact, it only lends proof to the notion that you are rather 'unmarketable,' and that you will never date/marry anyone close to as beautiful as my wife. (<-- bias, brag ... whatever, it's still true).

Further, if you reply and say something obviously fabricated like, "My girlfreind doesn't want me to post a picture of her," ... you, again, are also only proving my point.


I (and likely others) look forward to your reply.


Adam

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Umm... I'd nail her cankles.

[asofel]

Adam,

Isn't RunDown joking?

RunDown,

You're joking, yes?

[odellthurman]

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I didn't start this thread, but I'll nominate *my* own wife. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


My wife:




Adam

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Good god, check out those cankles. There's no taper to her legs!



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First off, you're wrong. My wife does not have 'cankles'.

Secondly, I'm calling you out: I dare you to post a picture of your current girlfriend/wife/boyfriend.

Please note that replying, and saying that you don't currently have one is not something to be proud of. In fact, it only lends proof to the notion that you are rather 'unmarketable,' and that you will never date/marry anyone close to as beautiful as my wife. (<-- bias, brag ... whatever, it's still true).

Further, if you reply and say something obviously fabricated like, "My girlfreind doesn't want me to post a picture of her," ... you, again, are also only proving my point.


I (and likely others) look forward to your reply.


Adam

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What if he posts a picture and you say his wife/girlfriend has cankles? But then he responds and says she doesn't have cankles. What will happen then? Man, this is shaping up to be a real brainteaser.