victim of April Fool's Day prank- how do I get back at my friends?

[RacersEdge]

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we had a trip to New York planned for today. Last night was a late night, and on 3 hours of sleep I couldn't get up in time this morning. 4 hours later my friend calls me telling me another friend couldn't make it in time either, so they were catching the 11 AM bus instead, and asks me if I can get over there in a half an hour. It's 9:45 then, so I scramble to get showered and dressed, while I get calls asking me where I am. I say I'll be there in 5 minutes, and get told to call his cell when I'm outside. When I get there and call the cell he asks "what's the date?" to which I say "don't even [censored] tell me this is an April Fool's joke", and he says "yea, we're on the bus"

I can appreciate the joke, but nonetheless I have to get them back. And I want to strike quick. Ideas please.

The targets cars are parked at the bus station if there's something I can do with that angle...

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So the prank ended up being they got on an earlier bus? Wouldn't you still just catch a later bus anyway?

[snorer]

okay, I'm leaning towards the potato in the tailpipe. Has anyone here personally done it? I've Googled it and there were some reports about it just popping out. The Probe has all that fancy exhaust [censored] on it, will that play any part? I think he might have one of those fat mufflers. I'm still open to any other ideas, I'll decide winner and pay right before I set out upon my quest

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So your buddies planned a trip with you to new york and then ditched you?

[Los Feliz Slim]

Do you know exactly what bus they'll take on the return?

[blaze666]

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can't go wrong with the classic putting [censored] under the door handle.

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FYP

[spamuell]

Don't do the potato in tailpipe. It's not original or funny. Your idea about getting the keys off a brother was good. If you can't do that, perhaps go for something at the place that they're driving to, I don't know what.

[snorer]

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Do you know exactly what bus they'll take on the return?

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no, but I'm looking at the bus schedule and can guesstimate. What do you have in mind?

[Phil153]

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okay, I'm leaning towards the potato in the tailpipe. Has anyone here personally done it? I've Googled it and there were some reports about it just popping out.

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You've got to jam it in or cut the potato so it's a very tight fit. I've done it before and it works.

For an added kick get multiple photcopies of this picture and tape them all over the car, facing inwards:

[Los Feliz Slim]

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Do you know exactly what bus they'll take on the return?

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no, but I'm looking at the bus schedule and can guesstimate. What do you have in mind?

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I suppose reporting one of them to the police for cocaine trafficking would be considered over the line, right? I was also thinking of something that would royally delay the drive, but that would be an incredibly dick move to all the other passengers. Do you think there's some way of contacting the bus company and reporting the tickets stolen? Getting them stranded in NYC for the night would be excellent.

[guids]

Take butcher paper, or toilet paper, or something along those lines. Tape one end to the rear bumper, put the rest of teh roll under the car hidden. As they drive off it will leave a 200 ft trail of debris, they probably wont notice it until they are on the highway. OR, if they have their own dorm, etc, break a lightbulb, keeping the filament, screw it into the light socket, get a bag full of dogshit and an m80. Tape the bag + poo to the ceiling, firecracker in bag, near filament. When they turn on the light, it lights the firecracker, poop everywhere. Industrial Rolls of saran wrap around the car a few dozen times also sucks ass.