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Old 04-01-2006, 03:43 AM
youtalkfunny youtalkfunny is offline
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Default Re: the 2 guys next to me on a plane right now

I piss before I get on the plane, and I can hold it until I get off.

If you can't do that, do us a favor, and try not to book the window seat.
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Old 04-01-2006, 03:45 AM
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Default Re: the 2 guys next to me on a plane right now

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I piss before I get on the plane, and I can hold it until I get off.

If you can't do that, do us a favor, and try not to book the window seat.

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u = dum
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Old 04-01-2006, 03:47 AM
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I piss before I get on the plane, and I can hold it until I get off.

If you can't do that, do us a favor, and try not to book the window seat.

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u = dum

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It takes a killer thread for Songer to be right.
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Old 04-01-2006, 04:04 AM
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Default Re: the 2 guys next to me on a plane right now

First things first.

Do you have any snakes on your person?
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Old 04-01-2006, 04:06 AM
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First things first.

Do you have any snakes on your person?

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Brilliant.
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Old 04-01-2006, 04:15 AM
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hey, this could be a good butter eating like challege...drink a lot, and piss your pants, and as you are leaving, you tell them, next time they should be nicer. make sure to get pics so we know you did it.
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Old 04-01-2006, 05:07 AM
Kneel B4 Zod Kneel B4 Zod is offline
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If you need to go to the bathroom again on this flight then you suck.

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alas no rumble ensued. dudes slept the whole time.

also I'm normally v. good about not pissing during a flight esp. when I'm window seat. this was a rare moment of weakness for me and was my only piss of the flight.

also I have no snakes.

also also I gave them the ass
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Old 04-01-2006, 05:10 AM
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If you need to go to the bathroom again on this flight then you suck.

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alas no rumble ensued. dudes slept the whole time.

also I'm normally v. good about not pissing during a flight esp. when I'm window seat. this was a rare moment of weakness for me and was my only piss of the flight.

also I have no snakes.

also also I gave them the ass

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You really suck, I said if you have to go again you suck. From what your bs just said then you didn't go again, yet you apologized. You are gay man.
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Old 04-01-2006, 05:34 AM
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This business is asinine. Pee when you gotta pee. Even thinking about apologizing for it is moronic. It's a plane ride, not a prison sentence.
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Old 04-01-2006, 05:42 AM
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should have farted

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I do believe cop dusting is mandatory here

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Isn't a true crop dusting only when the victim can't pinpoint the culprit though?
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