Awesome stagefright experience tonight

[Quintana300]

So I am in the bar tonight with some friends. I am drunk, but not wasted. I spot a guy I got into a decent fight with a few years back (when I was 20 or 21). I see him, said to myself, "jesus, look at that prick," and thought nothing of it after that. I decide to go and take a piss. The bathroom is back in the end of the bar. Inside it is real quiet - no music or anything in there. One urinal, one sink, and one toilet (which is being used). As I unzip to piss, the dude walks in. I have no reason to fear him or anyting like that, but I just couldn't piss. He is standing there waiting. Silence. Nothing. I keep thinking to myself, "Ahhh, taking a piss, this is nice. A nice piss with no one looking at you." This didn't work, and a good 90 seconds passed with complete silence. Even the guy in the stall didn't make a noise. Finally I zipped up and went to the bar to take a shot and hide in humiliation. What is your line during these episodes of stagefright?????

[diddle]

Have you seen Deep Cover?

[Kamakaze22]

"Damn, I left the tap in my car AGAIN!" (walk out shaking your head)

[roundmound]

LOL, never heard of a man so gay before.

[diddle]

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Have you seen Deep Cover?

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A guy is taking a piss when Larry Fishburne walks in. He sees him and then he pisses on Fishburne's shoes. Larry shoots him in the chest.

[edfurlong]

I'd suggest trying not to think of this experience everytime you use a public restroom.

[Wes Mantooth]

Did you wash your hands after?