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Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me
Here's the deal. I go to University of Kansas and greek population is huge. Last Saturday, on my birthday, a sorority girl asked me to go with her on a date party(i was beyond [censored] faced hammered, which i deem unfair). I've known for 4 years as sororities and fraternities do [censored] like this all the time. She is not bad looking at all, the problem is today was last of classes for first semester and i just don't wanna [censored] go anymore. Actually, I never wanted to go in the first place place but felt bad saying no to her. The party is this: We take a party bus from Lawrence to Kansas City and go ice skating for an hour and then go to bar. I tried to bribe one of pledge brothers to go in place for me, I said i would pay him $100. He knows her and they are friends and have hooked up before.
Beat: I have to go the party. Brag: I will probably have sex with with no questions asked after. Variance: Don't say the beat is that I'm in a fraternity. Under these circumstances, how much would money would it take for you to go to this date party? |
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Re: Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me
you're [censored] stupid for saying no to this. the girl has to be seriously beat to pull this move.
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Re: Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me
Sex with a woman? Totally gay. Just don't let any of your frat brothers find out.
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Re: Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me
I just don't wanna go, i could have sex with someone in Lawrence. I wanna get drunk with my friends on the last day of classes.
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Re: Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me
oh look another great bbv thread
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Re: Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me
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I just don't wanna go, i could have sex with someone in Lawrence. I wanna get drunk with my friends on the last day of classes. [/ QUOTE ] So just tell her that and dont go |
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Re: Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me
I read the title as "Tried to pay a friend to go on a date with me."
Somehow this post is still more pathetic. |
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Re: Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me
Beat: You are not not in a fraternity.
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Re: Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me
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Under these circumstances, how much would money would it take for you to go to this date party? [/ QUOTE ] dude, you're retarded, you haven't even explained why you don't want to go. |
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Re: Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me
"poker forum full of rich virgins: a girl wants to go on a date with me and have sex. how much do I have to pay to get her off my penis? pls advise"
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