Masturbating in the shower has become a problem

[NoCarsGo]

http://cornellsun.com/node/18913

do your research ...

[Cornell Fiji]

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I don't know how Fiji didn't see this for a prank, considering Cornell doesn't even have a "Kay Hall". C'mon Steve...give me a break.

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When I lived on north campus we had Court hall.

The building has since been renamed Court-Kay-Bauer Community.

I have no idea what the kids these days refer to it as but I have a feeling that they do call it Kay hall and this was a prank that someone pulled on one of their hallmates (a prank that I guess they had previously seen). I cut out the email address and phone number from the pic I posted. The email address and phone number are from the campus life employee who would be sending out such a letter if there was such a semen hardening incident.

Now... if you want to argue that i should have realized it was a prank on the merits of the letter then you certaintly have a point.

Court-Kay-Bauer Community:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court-Bauer_Community

[Hopey]

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i don't see how any male could think this letter is real.
if my shower pipes are still working, then nobody's shower pipes are in danger.

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LOL

OP, it's sad that you actually thought this might be real. Semen clogging the drains...c'mon!

[JuntMonkey]

Jerking it in the shower is awful and should stop by age 16.

[BK1248]

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Jerking it in the shower is awful and should stop by age 61 .

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[She]

I was wondering how this could possibly be a "problem"..

[XXXNoahXXX]

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Jerking it in the shower is awful and should stop by age 16.

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Wouldn't you get too hot and light-headed?

Hypothetically speaking.

[Alobar]

I dunno why you guys think this is a prank. Hardened semen most certainly is a problem. I have to go to the car wash with a brillo pad and use the pressure washer every couple weeks to remove the buildup on my stomach.

[JuntMonkey]

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Jerking it in the shower is awful and should stop by age 16.

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Wouldn't you get too hot and light-headed?

Hypothetically speaking.

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I'm not sure what this means.

[Five-Star]

I guess calling it cleaning the pipes is a misnomer