bitch just intentionally killed my hand

[Xellos]

Before you said you were 20 I was going to tell you to slowroll her every time the two of you get to showdown and IWTSTH her every time she's at showdown and she probably isn't going to show, as long as you were 100% certain she did it on purpose. Now I say suck it up and move on, wait a few more months to send her to a living hell of permatilt.

[Count Stackula]

UMMMM....kill her....obviously

[goofball]

I would have probably waited until she went bust and had decided to leave before making some kind of assholeish comment. 'Deal her in, oh wait...' is the first one that comes to mind. This would have been in addition to coming up with something like 'that's the only way you can beat me? alright' right when she did it. And I'm usually a super nice guy at the table.

[HIV]

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take all four cards in front of you, muck them on top of the cards of the player to your right and yell, "WAVE!"

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POTD

[patgerrity]

tell the floor that you refuse to play poker at a casino that allows such slam-pig rug munchers to control the mood of the game based on the time of the month. Then demand that she be immediately sexed up until she calms down.

[Seether]

How are you playing 5/10nl and yet you do not have a flawless fake ID yet? Less poker, more socializing!

[propaganda]

Next time you're in a hand with her, start staring. Then give her a look like you just noticed something and say (as seriously as you can), "Did you know one of your eyes is larger than the other?"