A 'let's be friends' girl msgs me back... what's the play?

[esad]

My usual response here:

Reply with "Of course I'm a damn interesting guy. Let me know when you get over your "bacterial infection" so I can take you back to my place and bang the [censored] out of you."

You will either bang her or never her from her again. Either way problem solved and no more friends zone.

Note: If you do bang her then don't call or contact her for at least a week, probably two to be safe.