when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?

[BowToYourSensei]

brag: about 2 months ago i bought a car
beat: no sooner did i buy it did i get a tire slashed
beat #2: happened again
beat #3: fast forward to today

i was moving [censored] from my brother's car to my backyard when i see this kid on a bicycle wave to a car while passing my car. he lost his balance, but luckily he regained it using my car as a training wheel. i hear a loud scraping sound, yell out "what the [censored]?!" run towards my car, and as i do that the kid says "oh [censored]!" and immediately bikes away as fast as he could. i couldn't catch him.

so now i have a long scratch on the side of my car and a smaller scratch directly underneath it.

warning: for the rest of the day i hereby reserve the right to pull off any individual i want from their bicycle and beat them senseless.