when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?
brag: about 2 months ago i bought a car
beat: no sooner did i buy it did i get a tire slashed beat #2: happened again beat #3: fast forward to today i was moving [censored] from my brother's car to my backyard when i see this kid on a bicycle wave to a car while passing my car. he lost his balance, but luckily he regained it using my car as a training wheel. i hear a loud scraping sound, yell out "what the [censored]?!" run towards my car, and as i do that the kid says "oh [censored]!" and immediately bikes away as fast as he could. i couldn't catch him. so now i have a long scratch on the side of my car and a smaller scratch directly underneath it. warning: for the rest of the day i hereby reserve the right to pull off any individual i want from their bicycle and beat them senseless. |
Re: when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?
What is the car?
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Re: when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?
When they turn 12.
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Re: when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?
Should have been cross training harder so you were better prepared for a situation that involved sprinting...
in all seriousness though, thats really [censored] gay and you should have got in the car and chased him down. Sorry to hear it. |
Re: when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?
Doesn't your insurance covers this?
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Re: when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?
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Doesn't your insurance covers this? [/ QUOTE ] nope |
Re: when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?
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What is the car? [/ QUOTE ] nothing spectacular, just a camry, but it's the first new car i've ever bought, sooooo, beat |
Re: when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?
A harder question to answer would be "When is it NOT appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?".
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Re: when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?
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A harder question to answer would be "When is it NOT appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?". [/ QUOTE ] when its emma watson then you just siihp |
Re: when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?
you should have gotten into your car and went north by northwest on his ass.
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