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Old 07-27-2007, 12:05 AM
bronx bomber bronx bomber is offline
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Default Sickest joke ever...

15 year old Sally wants to go to the new Harry Potter movie but doesnt have the 10 dollars. So she goes to see her Daddy to ask for the money. Daddy says "No Sally, I dont think thats a good idea". Sally starts pouting and finally puts her hand on her daddys thigh, bats her eyes and says that she would do ANYTHING. After thinking it over for several seconds he finally says "OK Sugar, come over here and give Daddy a [censored]." She squeels with delight as she drops to her knees and gets to strokin. when Daddy is good and hard she move in for the kill. She swallows half his [censored] in on take and starts workin her way down to the base when she smells something most foul. She rears her head back before she throws up but she is coughing uncontrollably. Daddy says "Whats the matter Sugar?". She says Daddy, your dick tastes like [censored]. He says, I know sugar, your brother wanted to go to the movies too.

Anyone got a nastier one please post.
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