Sickest joke ever...
 

15 year old Sally wants to go to the new Harry Potter movie but doesnt have the 10 dollars. So she goes to see her Daddy to ask for the money. Daddy says "No Sally, I dont think thats a good idea". Sally starts pouting and finally puts her hand on her daddys thigh, bats her eyes and says that she would do ANYTHING. After thinking it over for several seconds he finally says "OK Sugar, come over here and give Daddy a [censored]." She squeels with delight as she drops to her knees and gets to strokin. when Daddy is good and hard she move in for the kill. She swallows half his [censored] in on take and starts workin her way down to the base when she smells something most foul. She rears her head back before she throws up but she is coughing uncontrollably. Daddy says "Whats the matter Sugar?". She says Daddy, your dick tastes like [censored]. He says, I know sugar, your brother wanted to go to the movies too.

Anyone got a nastier one please post.

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very old joke. also not funny. nice that you added harry potter in there to keep it fresh, very topical.

i mean the father is into committing incest with his daughter. is it really much of a 'punch' line that he is willing to have sex with his son as well? not much shock value once you get to the initial incest.

/end ultra-nitty rant.

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'Cause evidently gay incest >>> hetero incest in terms of shock value. "Okay, a man [censored] his daughter I can see, but his SON?? That's MADNESS!"

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problem here is delivery. needs to be short and tight.

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The version I heard of this joke goes like this....


A man tells his wife to put the dog and fishing gear in the truck because they are going fishing. The wife states she does not want to go fishing. The man says ok your choices are fishing, anal, or a blow job. She chooses blow job and halfway into it says "hey your dick tastes like [censored]" The man replies, "yeah the dog didn't want to go fishing either"

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A man walks into the doctors office.

"Doctor", he says. "I need some birth control pills for my daughter"

"How old is your daughter, sir?", the doctor ask curiously.

"She is 12"

"Isn't that a bit young to be sexually active?!?", the doctor ask mildly chocked.

"She isn't", the man says angrily. "She just lies there like a stiff, just like her mother"

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The version I heard of this joke goes like this....


A man tells his wife to put the dog and fishing gear in the truck because they are going fishing. The wife states she does not want to go fishing. The man says ok your choices are fishing, anal, or a blow job. She chooses blow job and halfway into it says "hey your dick tastes like [censored]" The man replies, "yeah the dog didn't want to go fishing either"

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Then why did he tell his wife to put the dog in his truck?

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The version I heard of this joke goes like this....


A man tells his wife to put the dog and fishing gear in the truck because they are going fishing. The wife states she does not want to go fishing. The man says ok your choices are fishing, anal, or a blow job. She chooses blow job and halfway into it says "hey your dick tastes like [censored]" The man replies, "yeah the dog didn't want to go fishing either"

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Then why did he tell his wife to put the dog in his truck?

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This response was funnier than the joke.

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The version I heard of this joke goes like this....


A man tells his wife to put the dog and fishing gear in the truck because they are going fishing. The wife states she does not want to go fishing. The man says ok your choices are fishing, anal, or a blow job. She chooses blow job and halfway into it says "hey your dick tastes like [censored]" The man replies, "yeah the dog didn't want to go fishing either"

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Then why did he tell his wife to put the dog in his truck?

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This response was funnier than the joke.

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fact.

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I loved this post!! And I'm willing to blow some of you guys for more sick jokes!