Jabbing Sharp Things In My Eye (pic)

[CrazyEyez]

Ok so I deceived you. I haven't yet jabbed anything in my eye.

I have a stye. (Wikipedia medical advice ftw.)

On the list of things that have a high ratio of discomfort:size, this is up there. I have managed to squeeze some puss out, against the advice of Wiki, MD. This has afforded me relief x 0.

Crazy eye makes CrazyEyez [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img].