Jabbing Sharp Things In My Eye (pic)
 

Ok so I deceived you. I haven't yet jabbed anything in my eye.

I have a stye. (Wikipedia medical advice ftw.)

On the list of things that have a high ratio of discomfort:size, this is up there. I have managed to squeeze some puss out, against the advice of Wiki, MD. This has afforded me relief x 0.

Crazy eye makes CrazyEyez [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img].

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Just use lots of hot compresses as often as you can. If it doesn't seem to help after 3 or 4 days, go to an eye doctor and he'll give you some eye drops. Just try to leave it alone.

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there is also some over the counter ointment called stye that rocks.