Vegas trip report highlights (x-post from B&M)

[IronDragon1]

Please read the whole thing when the masterpiece is unfurled but to those with the intellectual capacity of a stagecoach handler I present the following:

Came to Vegas with $9200 in cash and some 2000 in reserves
I am in debt as of this moment.

Spent 1K/hr on strippers last night. Had a blast.

Took one of said strippers shopping and to dinner today and spent 2200 on her-which I would do again in a heartbeat. Came back and spent another $1500 tonight and got by nipples licked and learned how to give-very poor and awkward-lap dances. (just kind of happend-don't ask me how).

Did not play one hand of poker-have not since late June.

Did pushups in the high limit section of the Palms high limit lounge and yelled "BUSTO" at the top of my lungs when I went broke.

Had long and reassuring conversation with parents.

Met Dominic who's a solid dude.

For more tales of debauchery read my trip report-coming soon.

PS-For the haters: Whatever-yes I did a lot things which many here (and of course I myself in my stronger moments) consider really dumb but for the first time in my life I actually, genuinely enjoyed myself. So take that you nitty bastards.