Chump tries to convince me to install "Poker Calculator" - Response?

[aujoz]

Cliff's notes: some IRC chump wants me to install poker "calculator" software on my PC. Obviously, I won't.

This is happening real-time. Any smart arse comments/entertaining things I should do with him?

[18:49] <aujoz> yep
[18:49] <nutella_> im trying to set mine up now
[18:50] <nutella_> haveing problems with the passport bit but
[18:50] <nutella_> number wont fit in the box
[18:50] <aujoz> what're you trying to set up?
[18:50] <nutella_> register account
[18:50] <nutella_> on party poker money
[18:50] <aujoz> you need a passport for that?
[18:50] <nutella_> yea i do
[18:50] <aujoz> i didn't
[18:50] <nutella_> you not have that problem?
[18:50] <nutella_> oh
[18:51] <nutella_> i think you need that or driving license
[18:51] <nutella_> oh and whats that haywired thing that got leaked
[18:51] <aujoz> dunno what haywired is
[18:51] <nutella_> calculates the odds , friend says that if you play a lot of games with it you always win in the end
[18:51] <nutella_> u already have it?
[18:51] <nutella_> oh
[18:52] <aujoz> no
[18:52] <nutella_> im going to play a load of games with it when i get this fixed
[18:52] <aujoz> i just use a pattern mapper
[18:52] <nutella_> well based on your cards and other variables its ment to be highly accurate i have heard
[18:52] <nutella_> is way this works
[18:52] <aujoz> i use a pattern mapper
[18:52] <nutella_> it does what u can do manually in ur head
[18:52] <aujoz> it tells me what cards are likely to come
[18:52] <aujoz> based on the cards already revealed
[18:52] <aujoz> and the order that they're dealt
[18:52] <nutella_> if you want to take extra 20 seconds for each hand
[18:53] <nutella_> oh
[18:53] <nutella_> that work on party poker?
[18:53] <aujoz> yeah
[18:53] <nutella_> i thought that the order would be random
[18:53] <aujoz> that's what i use
[18:53] <aujoz> it's random to the human
[18:53] <aujoz> but because the random numbers are generated by a computer
[18:53] <nutella_> http://www.haywired.com/holdem/PokerPROz_.zip
[18:53] <nutella_> theres the variable one
[18:53] <aujoz> using reverse engineering, you can decode it
[18:53] <nutella_> oh
[18:54] <nutella_> i thought
[18:54] <nutella_> the actual generating process
[18:54] <nutella_> would occur on a server your not directly linked to
[18:54] <nutella_> so that couldnt happen
[18:54] <aujoz> that's true
[18:54] <aujoz> all computer random number generators need a seed number
[18:54] <aujoz> which is typically based on the system clock
[18:54] <aujoz> so, by looking at the cards dealt
[18:54] <nutella_> they have a very advanced algorithm i thought
[18:55] <aujoz> yes
[18:55] <nutella_> does it work well for you?
[18:55] <aujoz> but i have a mate who works for party poker
[18:55] <nutella_> he wouldnt have access to the source code though ?
[18:56] <aujoz> he does if he helped write it
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[18:57] <nutella_> they would probably make them code it on site
[18:57] <nutella_> and only allow each person access to the module they work on