Things you can say to tilt people - Page 3

MtDon · #21 05-16-2007, 03:29 PM

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One guy on another thread said when he sucks out on a huge pot against someone he can't stand, he says "pass the sherbert, herbert". That cracked me up.

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That's interesting.

Where I play, the expression is "Pass the sherbert to Herbert." But it doesn't put anybody on tilt.

kaah · #22 05-16-2007, 06:43 PM

i have been arguing for years now about saying

"I forgive you"

after they suck out on me, it implies that they suck and im better?

goofball · #23 05-17-2007, 12:51 AM

I'm ready for a new variation on 'i'm counting your chips' for the next time i hit the wynn: (only to be used if someone's berating goes beyond one snide comment)

glare intently and look through your chips, pick your head up looking confused and say: "sorry, just trying to figure out which of these used to be yours"

A_C_Slater · #24 05-17-2007, 04:10 AM

I think it was determined in a similar thread that the nut thing to say when someone starts berating you online is "lol outplayed." Almost no berater is immune to this classic.

svenson · #25 05-17-2007, 05:17 AM

You can say anything you want. After one bad beat if you follow it up with a remark they will tilt. There's really nothing that won't tilt someone. Even "sorry" will work -- but I prefer "well played". [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

PokrLikeItsProse · #26 05-17-2007, 11:35 PM

Holocaust jokes. Especially if a lot of your opponents have big noses.

jk3a · #27 05-18-2007, 01:15 AM

After you make a thin call against a player wearing sunglasses ... "I would have folded, but your blue blockers kept me from reading you."

chesspain · #28 05-20-2007, 12:01 PM

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Holocaust jokes. Especially if a lot of your opponents have big noses.

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Here's something funny: You're banned for five days.

Mothercanuck · #29 05-20-2007, 02:46 PM

if i suck out or hit a 2 outter and they start berating me I just say "OUTPLAAAAAAYED!"

El_Hombre_Grande · #30 05-20-2007, 08:38 PM

(Can only be used after a thin suckout saves you against a big pocket pair or obvious top pair) To the typical ABC-poker tighty old guy who never bluffs: "I thought you were bluffin'," as you rake the pot. Drives them crazy, and they often protest: " I never bluff." To which you must respond: "I know. But I thought you were that hand."