WHO EATED THE KIDS?!?!?!

MasterLJ · #1 10-31-2007, 09:43 PM

Just moved to a new house. I've almost ran over at least half a dozen kids in the few trips I've left my palace, but not one trick or treater. I have seriously like 10lbs of good candy. No Dots, no [censored] tootsie rolls, we've got [censored] M&Ms, Snickers, Twix, Skittles and Starburst. Imma be like old Dids size if a gazillion kids don't show up stat.

Borodog · #2 10-31-2007, 09:49 PM

Are you a registered sex offender?

schundler · #3 10-31-2007, 10:00 PM

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This is it I bet. I hear they give out the worst candy.

MasterLJ · #4 10-31-2007, 10:01 PM

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This is it I bet. I hear they give out the worst candy.

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So you're telling me that 20-something was just over here to get some action? It's all making sense now.

ConspirEDD · #5 10-31-2007, 09:50 PM

u need peanut butter & chocolate.

edit: if that doesn't work, try driving around in a truck with a small sign that says free candy. works, ime

ZOMG_RIGGED! · #6 10-31-2007, 09:52 PM

he got peanut button my chocolate!

he got chocolate in my peanut butter!

pewKEW! kawPRAK!

MasterLJ · #7 10-31-2007, 09:58 PM

Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

smoking blunt · #8 10-31-2007, 10:00 PM

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throwdown

ConspirEDD · #9 10-31-2007, 10:01 PM

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

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throwdown

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unwarranted. just charge 5% vig on his stash

The Man Mulcahey · #10 10-31-2007, 10:01 PM

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

[/ QUOTE ] HU for candy.