WHO EATED THE KIDS?!?!?!
 

Just moved to a new house. I've almost ran over at least half a dozen kids in the few trips I've left my palace, but not one trick or treater. I have seriously like 10lbs of good candy. No Dots, no [censored] tootsie rolls, we've got [censored] M&Ms, Snickers, Twix, Skittles and Starburst. Imma be like old Dids size if a gazillion kids don't show up stat.

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Are you a registered sex offender?

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u need peanut butter & chocolate.

edit: if that doesn't work, try driving around in a truck with a small sign that says free candy. works, ime

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he got peanut button my chocolate!

he got chocolate in my peanut butter!

pewKEW! kawPRAK!

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

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throwdown

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Are you a registered sex offender?

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This is it I bet. I hear they give out the worst candy.

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

[/ QUOTE ] HU for candy.

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Are you a registered sex offender?

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This is it I bet. I hear they give out the worst candy.

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So you're telling me that 20-something was just over here to get some action? It's all making sense now.

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Oh snaps... first visitors.

What do you do when one of the "kids" is clearly way too old to be trick or treating?

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Syringe+liquid laxatives in a batch of said confectionary.