Wife does not give felatio

thephenom · #1 09-08-2007, 06:25 AM

This is just a real life situation that is going on with a friend of mine. His wife does not give him BJs. He's 31 years old. He's told this to us and it is well known amongst my friends.

Please feel free to comment. I don't know how anyone can put up with this. In my opinion, this guy is being denied one of life's greatest pleasures. Has anyone ever heard of someone else putting up with this? This seems unreal to me; but sometimes reality can be much stranger than fiction.

pergesu · #2 09-08-2007, 06:27 AM

Have him stop paying her for shoes. She'll either figure it out and divorce him or blow him.

Subfallen · #3 09-08-2007, 06:59 AM

I've found that your 2+2 experience changes dramatically when at each moment you forcibly remind yourself that these posters are actual people. Terrifying, isn't it?

Peter Harris · #4 09-08-2007, 07:03 AM

how the hell did he get married without knowing this? Either way i feel no sympathy.

4thstreetpete · #5 09-08-2007, 08:43 AM

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Totally agree. Of all the girls I've banged I've only met one girl that was like this. She thought it was "icky" to go down on someone. I thought at the time it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Promptly did not call her afterwards. Fat chance I would ever go out with her nevermind marry a girl like that.

dragonystic · #6 09-08-2007, 04:44 PM

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yup

foxw00ds player · #7 09-08-2007, 06:13 PM

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jewoish?

FlyWf · #8 09-08-2007, 06:14 PM

How are you not banned?

El Diablo · #9 09-08-2007, 06:39 PM

Noah,

"are there really girls that don't give head?"

A few years ago I was seeing a girl for a couple of months. She was the craziest sex I ever had, liked to bang all the time and super hard and in a zillion positions. Was just super intense and she was great in bed. She loved having me go down on her. She didn't give head. Period.

I later talked w/ two other ex-boyfriends of hers and another guy she had hooked up with and all of them confirmed the same thing.

I figure there were probably some deeper issues behind this, but I never got that close to her to find out about anything like that.

NT! · #10 09-08-2007, 06:42 PM

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Noah,

"are there really girls that don't give head?"

A few years ago I was seeing a girl for a couple of months. She was the craziest sex I ever had, liked to bang all the time and super hard and in a zillion positions. Was just super intense and she was great in bed. She loved having me go down on her. She didn't give head. Period.

I later talked w/ two other ex-boyfriends of hers and another guy she had hooked up with and all of them confirmed the same thing.

I figure there were probably some deeper issues behind this, but I never got that close to her to find out about anything like that.

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i knew a girl like this in college, but never hooked up with her. not due to the no head thing (she was def. hot) but because she seemed to have all kinds of crazy issues (which possibly led to the no head thing too).