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View Poll Results: Who won the battle? | |||
DSBG | 4 | 9.30% | |
DcifrThs | 28 | 65.12% | |
dont care/show results | 11 | 25.58% | |
Voters: 43. You may not vote on this poll |
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worst life beat ever
before anyone asks, yes, this post is 100% serious.
I already gave a report of my trip to DC for the weekend to visit my buddies. I did not mention the raunchy unprotected sex I had with a girl I kind of liked since high school. Fast forward till today, friday. After my jiu jitsu class, I go to take a piss, and it burns. Its like my piss is [censored] fire. I call up a doctor cousin of mine, and he pretty quickly diagnosed me with nongonococcal urethritis. So I have an STD. Great. What makes it worse is that I really liked this girl for a long time. Her name is vanessa, and shes pretty easily a 9. I almost put up a brag post but thought I would spare you all my sexual escapades. So now the question is, do I see her again? or no? |
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Re: worst life beat ever
high school 9 = definite [censored]/STD motherload
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#3
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Re: worst life beat ever
well u have it already now u might as well do it as much as poss
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Re: worst life beat ever
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well u have it already now u might as well do it as much as poss [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: worst life beat ever
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well u have it already now u might as well go around and try to pozz everyone else [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: worst life beat ever
I say yes but make sure she knows she's got something and to take some pills or something to fix it
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Re: worst life beat ever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sucks ass for you wow, i have no sympathy for you at all, if you're too stupid to wear a condom you deserve it
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Re: worst life beat ever
there are worse life beats than this buddy, u [censored] a hot chick and got an infection, oh well, if it's cureable then this is hardly a beat
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Re: worst life beat ever
my cousin is a doctor and got me the pills asap.
i cannot describe how badly this hurts. I dont know how im going to get to sleep tonight.. I love how the only no vote was me btw |
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Re: worst life beat ever
1) Any doc who would diagnose you over the phone is a lot smarter than me ( MD Board Certified Asst. Prof of Medicine) - oh wait......
2) Having said that, if you're not dripping yellow goo, good chance it's NG urethritis - either chalymdia or trich. 3) The easiest way to treat goofballs who get the painful pissin is a shot of Rocephin in the butt + either a gram of azithro OR a course of doxy. 4) Statistically, it's EXTREMELY unlikely that you got the big winner (HIV) unless you have any open lesions on your package, or you're very very unlucky. So you have that going for you. 5) Keep in mind that if you go back to the same waterhole, you are setting up for another episode - treatment does not give immunity. So wrap it up. good luck MM MD |
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