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MSPaint your friday night (yesterday)
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Re: MSPaint your friday night (yesterday)
is this the same chick you met at blockbuster? or is that a different poster?
oh, and please elaborate on the (censored) part of the mspaint. |
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Re: MSPaint your friday night (yesterday)
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is this the same chick you met at blockbuster? or is that a different poster? oh, and please elaborate on the (censored) part of the mspaint. [/ QUOTE ] I met her at a video store yeah. I'll elaborate a little bit on the censored part: 1. Her apartment was like a reg apartment but demonified a la Silent Hill. It stank like dead insects, toenails, and rubbing alcohol 2. There were EIGHT large sharp knives in her bathroom sink 3. I didn't sleep a wink out of fear and because she put the [censored] heater on. It's socal so it's hot at night. wtf? 4. The first thing we did was get into bed and she started huggling me all hardcorely 5. I didn't sex her because by that point it was clear that she's not just crazy but an emotional, mental, and physically handicapped wretch, and the pity I felt for her was ruining my mojo So I let her fall asleep on me while I watched Volver (an almodovar movie) on her tv, and then I split. Unfortunately she woke up while I was leaving, but I managed to keep her kiss goodbye tongue-free. Here's some stuff from dinner: "I have a lot of sohpisticated books in my apartment" (no she didn't!) I asked her three times in a row what she was reading at the moment. No reply. She would just go silent at then stare out the window. "I have pets" (not a single one) I ask "Oh what kind of pets" She does the window routine then she starts laughing out loud and buries her face in her armpit. I kid you not. She called from across the restaurant to this guy "Hey do I know you?" He comes over. "Aren't you Sean?" She asks. "No, my name is Michael" "Didn't I see you outside the 7/11?" she presses on "That's possible" he replies "Isn't your last name eagles?" "No" he replies At this point I give him a GTFO-cuz-I-will-kill-you stare and he leaves After he leaves I ask her "did you just make all that up?" "Yes", she says and then goes back to the window routine. She also started crying at least 3 times that night... Basically, I kinda want to SIIHP, but I don't want her to kill herself/try to stab me/poison me/fake a pregnancy etc. |
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Re: MSPaint your friday night (yesterday)
do it all for the nookie, yo
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i think she needs a peice of you avatar
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no wait i take that back she needs thorazine or zyprexa
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Basically, I kinda want to SIIHP, but I don't want her to [... ] fake a pregnancy etc. [/ QUOTE ] WTF? |
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Re: MSPaint your friday night (yesterday)
Oh well .... on to the next wacko [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Re: MSPaint your friday night (yesterday)
"Didn't I see you outside the 7/11?" she presses on
"That's possible" he replies Liked this part the best. |
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