Two Plus Two Newer Archives - MSPaint your friday night (yesterday)

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is this the same chick you met at blockbuster? or is that a different poster?

oh, and please elaborate on the (censored) part of the mspaint.

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I met her at a video store yeah. I'll elaborate a little bit on the censored part:

1. Her apartment was like a reg apartment but demonified a la Silent Hill. It stank like dead insects, toenails, and rubbing alcohol

2. There were EIGHT large sharp knives in her bathroom sink

3. I didn't sleep a wink out of fear and because she put the [censored] heater on. It's socal so it's hot at night. wtf?

4. The first thing we did was get into bed and she started huggling me all hardcorely

5. I didn't sex her because by that point it was clear that she's not just crazy but an emotional, mental, and physically handicapped wretch, and the pity I felt for her was ruining my mojo

So I let her fall asleep on me while I watched Volver (an almodovar movie) on her tv, and then I split. Unfortunately she woke up while I was leaving, but I managed to keep her kiss goodbye tongue-free.

Here's some stuff from dinner:

"I have a lot of sohpisticated books in my apartment" (no she didn't!)

I asked her three times in a row what she was reading at the moment. No reply. She would just go silent at then stare out the window.

"I have pets" (not a single one)

I ask "Oh what kind of pets"
She does the window routine then she starts laughing out loud and buries her face in her armpit. I kid you not.

She called from across the restaurant to this guy "Hey do I know you?"
He comes over. "Aren't you Sean?" She asks. "No, my name is Michael"
"Didn't I see you outside the 7/11?" she presses on
"That's possible" he replies
"Isn't your last name eagles?"
"No" he replies
At this point I give him a GTFO-cuz-I-will-kill-you stare and he leaves

After he leaves I ask her "did you just make all that up?"
"Yes", she says and then goes back to the window routine.

She also started crying at least 3 times that night...

Basically, I kinda want to SIIHP, but I don't want her to kill herself/try to stab me/poison me/fake a pregnancy etc.