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I thought it might be fun to post some things you can say to tilt people, or things that have been said to you that tilted you. There was one young guy at my table the last time I went that was pretty rude to everyone and kind of ruined the whole table.
He was ridiculed a lot of people, including one elderly woman who almost looked like she was going to cry. He ended up taking three bad beats almost in a row on big pots, and some guy said to him that it was his karma. That really seemed to set him off, and he pretty much dumped two racks raising and reraising with marginal hands and going broke. While I am sure the 3 pots he lost contributed greatly to his tilt, I really think the karma comment set him over the edge. It also shut him up, and the table ended up going back to fun and relaxed. |
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When I beat someone and he says "You played THAT?", I say "Only against people like you..."
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One guy on another thread said when he sucks out on a huge pot against someone he can't stand, he says "pass the sherbert, herbert". That cracked me up.
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I've found a well placed 'ty' works pretty good.
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when I suck out on someone and they berate me, I just say something like "I had pot odds" (especially if my estimation of my outs was wrong and i didn't) and then they usually flip out [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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When I'm being berated after a big hand I like to say "Shhh...I'm trying to count your chips."
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when I suck out on someone and they berate me, I just say [/ QUOTE ] but they were sooted [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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when I suck out on someone and they berate me, I just say something like "I had pot odds" (especially if my estimation of my outs was wrong and i didn't) and then they usually flip out [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] yes, against people who think they know it all (probably typical average 2p2ers) who read books and all that, just make some comment that is blatantly wrong edit this too [ QUOTE ] When they complain about pot odds, I usually just say something like "either it's 50/50, you win or you lose." [/ QUOTE ] |
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One guy on another thread said when he sucks out on a huge pot against someone he can't stand, he says "pass the sherbert, herbert". That cracked me up. [/ QUOTE ] That's interesting. Where I play, the expression is "Pass the sherbert to Herbert." But it doesn't put anybody on tilt. |
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i have been arguing for years now about saying
"I forgive you" after they suck out on me, it implies that they suck and im better? |
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