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Wiping my ass.
Ok, this may seem like a troll post (due to my low post count and the gross nature of this post) but I swear it's not. I am looking for serious answers...
The situation: When I use the bathroom and take a dump, I often find that my crap comes out in a continuous tube and doesn't pinch off properly... Thus, when I wipe my butt it makes a big mess and takes lots of toilet paper to get it clean. It's kinda gross. It doesn't seem to be diahrea as it's not all that watery and gross, but it's obviously coming out softer than normal. Anyway, this didn't used to happen nearly as often as it seems to these days. I'm wondering what could be causing this problem? Diet? Bowel problems? Stomach problems? Other??? I did some poking around on the internet, but couldn't find an answer to my problem... I didn't know anywhere else (besides a doctor I guess) to go with this problem. OK, seriously, this is not a troll post. I promise. Try to keep the flaming to a minimum. Thanks, in advance, for any help. |
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Re: Wiping my ass.
Eat fiber.
A few veggies a day won't hurt you. |
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Re: Wiping my ass.
Consult an expert.
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Re: Wiping my ass.
Fibre. You're getting old. Drink metamucil or something.
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Re: Wiping my ass.
Definetly diet. Eat fiber, and veggies.
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Re: Wiping my ass.
Hmm, yeah, I thought about fiber but wasn't too sure. Also, I thought my diet probably had enough fiber in it since I eat a fair amount of subway and only eat whole wheat bread products. Vector for breakfast every day... But, that could be the solution...
Let's say my diet hasn't changed much in the past few years (it hasn't)... Is there something that would cause this change in my bowel movements? Does getting older have an effect? I'm 26 now. |
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Re: Wiping my ass.
Pessimist. I see this as an opportunity to find cool shapes on your toilet paper, much like clouds in the sky.
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Re: Wiping my ass.
Pics of toilet paper please.
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Re: Wiping my ass.
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Pics of toilet paper please. [/ QUOTE ] This thread is just fine without pics. And even the wheat bread at Subway might be too refined to be a good source of fibre. Try nuts, beans, potato skins, vegetables, fruit with skin. |
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Re: Wiping my ass.
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Pics of toilet paper please. [/ QUOTE ] ^ I needed TP after reading this |
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