Dear Poker Gods,

[Hince]

[censored] you!

Sincerely,

Hince.

[Reef]

graph? hands?

[RickyG]

[ QUOTE ]
[censored] you!

Sincerely,

Hince.

[/ QUOTE ]

agreed.

[bnorthro]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[censored] you!

Sincerely,

Hince.

[/ QUOTE ]

agreed.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Hince]

Seriously, how can my sets and flushes AND straights be in the red over 5000 hands???

I'm down 25 buyins over 5 days...

[Hince]

Hello ,

I hate to disappoint you but there are no flags on your account or anyone
elses account that can affect the cards that you receive; our shuffle is
certified random and our card distribution is certified secure.

The program that determines the next random card to be dealt has no
information as to what player or board position will receive the card.
There is just no way we could discriminate against you or any other player.

If you require any further assistance please let us know.

Regards,

Russell
PokerStars Support Team




----- Original Message -----


>Dear Pokerstars,
>
>Would you please turn off my doom switch?
>
>Thanks,

[Salt N Shake]

[ QUOTE ]
Hello ,

I hate to disappoint you but there are no flags on your account or anyone
elses account that can affect the cards that you receive; our shuffle is
certified random and our card distribution is certified secure.

The program that determines the next random card to be dealt has no
information as to what player or board position will receive the card.
There is just no way we could discriminate against you or any other player.

If you require any further assistance please let us know.

Regards,

Russell
PokerStars Support Team




----- Original Message -----


>Dear Pokerstars,
>
>Would you please turn off my doom switch?
>
>Thanks,

[/ QUOTE ]

PWNED!