Dear Poker Gods,
 

[censored] you!

Sincerely,

Hince.

Re: Dear Poker Gods,
 

graph? hands?

Re: Dear Poker Gods,
 

[ QUOTE ]
[censored] you!

Sincerely,

Hince.

[/ QUOTE ]

agreed.

Re: Dear Poker Gods,
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[censored] you!

Sincerely,

Hince.

[/ QUOTE ]

agreed.

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Re: Dear Poker Gods,
 

Seriously, how can my sets and flushes AND straights be in the red over 5000 hands???

I'm down 25 buyins over 5 days...

Re: Dear Poker Gods,
 

Hello ,

I hate to disappoint you but there are no flags on your account or anyone
elses account that can affect the cards that you receive; our shuffle is
certified random and our card distribution is certified secure.

The program that determines the next random card to be dealt has no
information as to what player or board position will receive the card.
There is just no way we could discriminate against you or any other player.

If you require any further assistance please let us know.

Regards,

Russell
PokerStars Support Team




----- Original Message -----


>Dear Pokerstars,
>
>Would you please turn off my doom switch?
>
>Thanks,

Re: Dear Poker Gods,
 

[ QUOTE ]
Hello ,

I hate to disappoint you but there are no flags on your account or anyone
elses account that can affect the cards that you receive; our shuffle is
certified random and our card distribution is certified secure.

The program that determines the next random card to be dealt has no
information as to what player or board position will receive the card.
There is just no way we could discriminate against you or any other player.

If you require any further assistance please let us know.

Regards,

Russell
PokerStars Support Team




----- Original Message -----


>Dear Pokerstars,
>
>Would you please turn off my doom switch?
>
>Thanks,

[/ QUOTE ]

PWNED!

Re: Dear Poker Gods,
 

Dear Poker Gods,

I noticed that you have rewarded my letter with another 5 buy-in loss. I bet you are laughing up in your poker heaven. That jack on the river giving me Jacks full vs. that slow played aces full was [censored] hilarious. I also thoroughly enjoyed having my Ace high flush busted by a straight flush. You guys are soooooo [censored] funny.

But I have to say... I am a little disapointed. My loss rate is only 20BB/100... can we boost it to 40?

I love you guys,

Hince.

PS. [censored] you! you mother [censored] piece of [censored]. I'm going to smash your godamn mother [censored] face in a big pile of dog [censored] you [censored] faced cock-sucking [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] and it hope you [censored] [censored] [censored] in the [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] with a [censored] [censored] [censored] and a [censored].

Eat it.

Re: Dear Poker Gods,
 

I am quite certain that the poker gods are female. They only hear about three tenths of our pleadings. For example:

"Please no jacks or whatever you do no clubs PLEASE," becomes
"Jack club PLEASE"

We should play a game no female has ever heard of.

Re: Dear Poker Gods,
 

[ QUOTE ]
Dear Poker Gods,

I noticed that you have rewarded my letter with another 5 buy-in loss. I bet you are laughing up in your poker heaven. That jack on the river giving me Jacks full vs. that slow played aces full was [censored] hilarious. I also thoroughly enjoyed having my Ace high flush busted by a straight flush. You guys are soooooo [censored] funny.

But I have to say... I am a little disapointed. My loss rate is only 20BB/100... can we boost it to 40?

I love you guys,

Hince.

PS. [censored] you! you mother [censored] piece of [censored]. I'm going to smash your godamn mother [censored] face in a big pile of dog [censored] you [censored] faced cock-sucking [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] and it hope you [censored] [censored] [censored] in the [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] with a [censored] [censored] [censored] and a [censored].

Eat it.

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I realy feel sorry for you man [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]