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BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.
I come home from work at 3:00 AM and there is a girl passed out on our futon. I make nothing of it because my roomates are huge partyers and we almost always have someone who crashes on our futon on the weekends.
I wake up at 10:00 and get ready for my other job and as I head downstairs I notice brown stains on the carpet. I am in a hurry for work so I don't really make a big deal about it. Girl is still on futon. I come home from work to tis delightful conversation: Roomie #1: Dude, did you hear what happened? Me: No, I have been at work all day. Roomie #2: Some girl [censored] on our carpet! Me: What!? What the hell? Who? Roomie #2: Whitney. Me: The girl on the futon? Roomie #2: Yeah. Check the trash can. *checks trash can* Me: Oh my god she [censored] in the trash can! Her nasty panties are in here too! How the [censored]. She had to walk past the bathroom to get in the to the trash. Roomie #2's [censored] buddie: Yeah I remember waking up and walking downstairs for water and seeing that a girl squatting over the trash. Me: How did you not say anything? Roomie #2's [censored] buddie: I don't know. I was wasted. EDIT: For a while we thought maybe Roomie #2's [censored] buddy was the pooer and she was covering for herself by blaming it on the girl crashing on the futon. I mean its really hard to imagine seeing a girl squatting over a trash can and not saying anything to the people living there. However, the girl on the futon admitted to her dirty deed readily when confronted that evening. BRAG: Being the enterprising young lad that I am I made a deal with poo girl that my roomates and myself would never speak of this again to anyone if she cleaned our apartment once a week from now till the entire end of the semester. I feel a little guilty about taking advantage of this poor girl who was obviously too wasted to know what the hell was going on but on the other SHE [censored] ON OUR CARPET AND IN THE TRASH CAN! She gets to save face too so its not really that bad of a deal for her. |
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Re: BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.
Mspaint of this plz.
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Re: BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.
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Mspaint of this plz. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.
lol this post delivers... mspaints plz
i will work on one |
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Re: BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.
Renegotiate for bj's also plz kthx
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Re: BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.
This is a terrible mspaint but I'm about to go out with friends tonight and I didn't want to leave everybody hanging till morning. Its just the basics. Have fun. |
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Re: BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.
ahahahaha
"so you uh... [censored] on my carpet and in my trash can..?" |
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Re: BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.
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Renegotiate for bj's also plz kthx [/ QUOTE ] common...cleaning is pretty good. The OP is no david sklansky! |
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Re: BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.
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Renegotiate for bj's also plz kthx [/ QUOTE ] solid gold |
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Re: BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.
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Renegotiate for nude pics for bbv4l [/ QUOTE ] |
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