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beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
i got home earlier from work, and becuase i was expecting having a [censored] to be really gassy i didnt want to take a [censored] at work yesterday or today becuase the only time i can go is when we have a break and they'll be a number of other guys in the toilet.
last night i was shitfaced so didnt go (i never have a [censored] when im drunk) to toilet, so when i got home tonight i finally could unleash on the toilet. i had a massive crap, like the turd just kept coming out of my ass. i think felt a weird sensation, like i had a huge hole in my lower stomach. so i go to wipe my ass, and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested). i then see the swirls of blood in the toilet bowl water and thought '[censored], i have ripped open my [censored]'. i then wiped and there was a noticeable amount of blood on the toilet paper. the vessel had stopped flowing once i pulled my boxer shorts and trousers up. advice: take a dump when you need to so you do not have blood flowing out of your ass when you finally take a [censored]. |
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
Did you call up all your friends and tell them too?
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
advice: see a doctor. It could be some intergastronological problems that actually require serious medical attention.
your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump. |
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump. [/ QUOTE ] I agree with dr. barrett |
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump. [/ QUOTE ] actually with hemorroids (sp) sometimes it does |
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
TMI
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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[ QUOTE ] your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump. [/ QUOTE ] actually with hemorroids (sp) sometimes it does [/ QUOTE ] right, but hemroids is a condition (albeit not a very serious one). There are no magic ass-bleeds. |
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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There are no magic ass-bleeds. [/ QUOTE ] for some reason this hit me like the first time someone told me there was no santa claus. |
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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There are no magic ass-bleeds. [/ QUOTE ] QFT. Even if it's just an anal fissure or hemorrhoids, it's a good idea to at least see your doctor to make sure it's nothing worse. Having actual liquid blood in the toilet water is not good. Take it from someone who knows. |
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
this is BRAG!
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