[voyamatarte]

Basically, I got dumped about two months ago by a girl way out of my league who loved the D. In a 7 day period, I probably got off 12 times at least. Now fast forward to present day, when I have only been laid twice in between, once by a unenthusiastic drunk girl and another by a cute but not skilled hippy chick. So, what does this all mean?

I find myself experiencing slight pain and discomfort unless I jack off two times a day. Sometimes three. And I was raised Catholic, so obviously I feel dirty when I do this. These urges come at rediculous times. ("Oh, its 5:30 am and I just woke up to go pee. Why not jack off?")

Standard? Am I a devient? Should I jack off more?