Thread: How to go out... if you're an elephant
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:00 PM
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Default Re: How to go out... if you\'re an elephant
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And this:

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SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys.

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Is the greatest opening sentence of any news article I have ever read.

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You really prefer that to:

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Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast, a wildlife official said today.

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Funny, I was thinking THAT was the greatest opening line ever.
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