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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-26-2007, 02:22 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 77
Posted By WelshMackem
Which of yo [censored] are responsible for this?

Laughs-ML-11824548-ML-

poo flinging forum = that way
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 07-02-2007, 11:50 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 126
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: DaEvils scared of Durrrr?

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PLEASE STOP USING THE WORD LEVELING.

it is stupid!

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John Lilburne would disagree, and who are you to argue with him?
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 06-26-2007, 01:09 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 388
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: ZeeJustin claims Angleshooting by known pro in 50K Horse

[ QUOTE ]
Google "Michael Milken"

[/ QUOTE ]

Funk me, what a King Canute!
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 06-18-2007, 07:59 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 365
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: Shannon Elizabeth at Binions

San Francisco is not where I floated my cake on tar, rancid John.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 06-14-2007, 02:56 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 365
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: Shannon Elizabeth at Binions

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.eeyorespatch.co.uk/ColouringPages/Eeyore/images/eeyore-color1_gif.jpg

"Keep them chompers lookin awesome, brush em twice a day and floss em!"

[/ QUOTE ]
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 06-14-2007, 02:40 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 365
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: Shannon Elizabeth at Binions

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"look at the funbags on that hosehound"

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wtf, I've seen bigger funbags on a funking Twiglet

I thought you Americans were all supposed to be overweight, when did she...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 06-03-2007, 06:05 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 343
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: Beat: My User Name Inappropriate

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Cupid_Stunt

Nothing else will do.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 06-02-2007, 03:27 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 343
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: Beat: My User Name Inappropriate

Cupid_Stunt

Nothing else will do.
Forum: Laughs or Links! 05-10-2007, 05:00 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 300
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: Best headline ever?

Unbeatable (http://erectionrelief.ytmnd.com/)
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 04-28-2007, 12:21 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 322
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: TV \"magician\" claims to teach beginner to win pro-filled tourname

[ QUOTE ]
I stopped reading where celebrity conman was mis-spelled as "magician, mind reader..."

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As far as being sure she was going to win is concerned, she didn't, so how...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 04-25-2007, 04:07 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 295
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: tried to go for something extraordinary, but he [censored] it up

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There should be a version of hold'em where you can only ever minbet. That would be so much fun.

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Nah, that'd be just like monkeys flinging sh!te at each other.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 04-23-2007, 03:53 PM
Replies: 138
Views: 533
Posted By WelshMackem
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 04-18-2007, 02:31 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 311
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: I\'ve made more in one hand than the GDP per capita of (nation)

Tajikistan here, optimistically it might have crept up past Burkina Faso, but I really can't be @rsed checking.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 04-02-2007, 10:46 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 270
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: phil helmuth\'s blog

[ QUOTE ]
"in a $1,000 Euro a night suite"

Do I read this as; "a one thousand dollar euro suite"? :P

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I read it as meaning Phil Helmuth doesn't know how to type the € symbol and...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 04-02-2007, 10:23 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 536
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: The Price is Right BBV Edition (Prize!)

[ QUOTE ]
What is $94 cad

[/ QUOTE ]

Cheap computer aided design software?
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-31-2007, 07:34 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 53
Posted By WelshMackem
BRAG: I can still play Party

Beat: What the funk sort of an offer is this?

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1637/untitledwz0.gif

Variance: B@stard
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-31-2007, 02:21 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 290
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: EPT Monte Carlo - Webcast

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damn wish i could watch this, anyone know how to fix, media player cant load problem?

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IE blocks media layer as a pop up when I tried it. There's a bar across the top...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-30-2007, 06:19 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 116
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: Can this ever be a bad swing? 107k hands...

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You have 107k hands on one of the players at the table and have admitted you don't know if they are a winning player. Are you sure you can identify winning players with much smaller...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-07-2007, 08:34 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 156
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: beat: i failed at life

Just remember, dope will get you through times of no money much better than money will get you though times of no dope.

(sort of paraphrasing the great Sidney Sheldon)
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-07-2007, 06:06 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 221
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: liquidpoker.net and nazgul

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"No one would have believed in the first years of the twenty-first century that this forum was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than BBV's and yet as mortal as...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-02-2007, 08:25 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 950
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: Weed Brownies on plane

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def gonna take a few of these with me to barcelona next week.

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Easier and cheaper to just score some weed when you get to Barcelona. The authorities in Cataluna couldn't...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 02-25-2007, 07:27 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 660
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: i\'m giving away 120 million chips for full tilt poker

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Why would I join an internet forum to make friends?

[/ QUOTE ]

Social ineptitude?
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 02-25-2007, 07:11 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 298
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: Nearly Statistically Impossible (Every loss since signing up to Bo

Brag: You make my posting style look almost Shakespearean
Beat: Nearly statistically impossible = entirely possible
Variance: No-one's going to read hand histories like that to see whether or not...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 02-25-2007, 05:53 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 58
Posted By WelshMackem
Mis-click, bad beat, everything

Apologies for the unpleasant format, but I had to share it

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1184/misclickbadbeatxk6.gif

I've genuinely no idea how that got to all-in, I was trying to raise...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 02-25-2007, 04:53 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 275
Posted By WelshMackem
Re: Full Tilt Pros chat

"elvis57 (Observer): you sure are not quiet, it should be rude lion
elvis57 (Observer): you might want to try and grow up
elvis57 (Observer): who wasnt to play with a rude kid
elvis57 (Observer):...
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