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Forum: BBV4Life 08-07-2007, 01:35 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 352
Posted By Jezebel
Re: craigslist Biatch

Seems like the perfect chick to throw on your robe and wizard hat and cast Level 8 c#ck of the infinite.
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-06-2007, 08:38 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 227
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Trash in my yard from Neighbors\'s Fireworks

Clearly, the only sensible option is to walk over and pistol whip him Henry Hill style. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgD--h93364)
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-05-2007, 05:40 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 655
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Evaluate this drinking prop bet

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I feel like after 3 days of that on your liver it wont be up to its normal capabilities.

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LOL. Any alcoholic worth his salt would be ashamed of slowing down after 3...
Forum: Other Other Topics 07-05-2007, 05:25 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 115
Posted By Jezebel
Re: What\'s the use of underwear?

Clearly, the purpose of underwear is to act as a barrier. Something needs to absorb the piss droplets that no matter how hard you shake it after taking a wizz end up in your pants. Do you really...
Forum: BBV4Life 06-19-2007, 01:15 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 135
Posted By Jezebel
Re: BBV help me get out of a speeding ticket

Are you worried about the $200 or are you worried about a hike in your insurance rate due to the ticket? My guess is no matter what you do it is going to cost you at least $200. If you are worried...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-31-2007, 10:58 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 113
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Starting Law School in August, what should I expect?

Law school in a nutshell:

The first year they scare you to death;
The seconde year they work you to death;
The third year they bore you to death.
Forum: BBV4Life 05-27-2007, 02:32 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 239
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Best personalized license plate ever?

There was a high end expensive Mercedes driving around town with a middle aged woman driving with the plate WUZ HIS. Ouch...thats serious salt in the wound.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-07-2007, 08:22 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 174
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Successful stories about ducking the cops?

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart....
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-03-2007, 07:46 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 400
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Funniest ever post on 2+2?

The "Limon's Essays" series of posts were always side splitters for me. The one about the "Captain" who wins a tourney but owes a bunch of people money was a pure classic. I can't seem to find that...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-01-2007, 03:03 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 338
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Could you kill a horse, barehanded?

Also, what makes us think that breaking a horses leg is going to bring it down? You would have to break at least two legs otherwise you would just have a ticked of horse that has a limp. No way you...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-01-2007, 02:54 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 338
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Could you kill a horse, barehanded?

Lets just say for arguments sake that you could break a horses leg and bring it down. Then what? A broken leg is not going to kill it alone. How do you kill it then? Keep punching it in the head...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-26-2007, 02:32 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 226
Posted By Jezebel
Re: favorite movie monolouges

Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-23-2007, 08:56 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 71
Posted By Jezebel
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-23-2007, 08:32 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 71
Posted By Jezebel
The first dead body I ever saw....

The first dead body I ever saw was during the summer of '95.
I was a college student and avid sailor who got a summer job in North Myrtle Beach, SC giving people rides on catamarans. It was a very...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-08-2007, 02:17 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 127
Posted By Jezebel
Re: The Morning After Pill

Dude,

The FDA just recently approved a morning after pill that the male can take.




It changes your blood type.
Forum: Mid-High Stakes Shorthanded 12-30-2006, 04:37 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 356
Posted By Jezebel
Re: TAG v. LAG style of play in MSSH (Cross-Post from SSSH Forum)

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So, why are there no TAG (VPIP < 25%) players in the pool? Are they just so rare that it is very hard to get 7000+ hands on them? Is there some kind of table selection going on that leads...
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-19-2006, 06:46 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 171
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Skoob\'s guide to being a pro drunk

Great post. However, peanut butter is the ultimate breath masker. A spoon full of PB will cover up the worst beer breath imaginable.
Forum: Other Other Topics 12-18-2006, 05:38 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 78
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Is this gift to my gf/wife any good? House cleaning...

this is not a christmas gift. This is a gift you pull out when she has cut you off and you desperately need some ass and have no way of apologizing for whatever bullshyte that she happens to be...
Forum: Laughs or Links! 10-24-2006, 07:51 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 86
Posted By Jezebel
Potheadz Couch

I ran across this public access show that is really funny. Check it out Link to Potheadz Couch (http://www.pothedzcouch.com)

Episode 1 - College Daze

Mr. Bongo, a waterpipe, decides to make...
Forum: Laughs or Links! 06-19-2006, 05:47 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 74
Posted By Jezebel
Life of an online poker pro simulator. (flash game)

See if you can hack it as an online gambler. (http://www.treylok.com/the_lardener_new.shtml)
Forum: Omaha High 05-16-2006, 05:09 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 81
Posted By Jezebel
Re: Tournament: 2 pair on high flop versus early position raiser

Am I reading the correct hand? It looks to me like you have one pair of aces, with a gutshot and two straight blockers. Not two pair. Good hand to bluff with but a bad one to call with.
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-17-2006, 04:53 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 348
Posted By Jezebel
Re: The Miller Lite Trick (AKA 24 cans for the price of 6.)

I don't think this would work on the self checkout stations that I have seen in supermarkets. All of them have a "weigh" station that you place your groceries on after scanning them. If the...
Forum: Beginners Questions 01-26-2006, 08:31 AM
Replies: 248
Views: 2,321
Posted By Jezebel
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